A girl texted me

wtf do I do? hurry up pls

 

Tell her your tits are perky.
Sweetly seduce her with the sound of how smooth you nipples are and talk about how good you shave your ass.

Send her TONSSSS of dick pics and make sure your fat ass is in the picture. Bitches love dick pics.

Quickly fuck your dog and take a photo of that and tell her you know how to a bitch in its place.

Then send her one final text saying you'll let her eat your ass. Bitches love eating ass, especially shaved ass. And make sure you bring lavender flavoured lube.

I'm a wizard when it comes to women dude

 

If you can't do any of that just be truthful and tell her you prefer rock hard cock in your ass

 

block the number so you avoid temptations of cheating on your right hand

 

I heard girls really like it when you talk about how many vouches you have on online black markets

 

tell her you love her.

ask for nudes

gl

 

make sure it's not a guy in disguise

 

There's only two words you gotta text back
"Lemee smash"
And shit, I'm pretty sure one of those isn't even a word. I doubt 'smash' is in a dictionary..

 

Tell her the truth?
Gayness.

 

Just lie and tell her you're a mod on Sythe. If she questions it I've got yo' back.

 

Girls only care about RSGP. I suggest you buy 100M from me at your earliest convenience.

 

*Sypherz swoops in and steals the girl*