I spilled food on my keyboard?

anyone here an expert in cleaning?

 

Eat the food out of your keyboard and post a review.

 

you should

Spoiler

pretend it's cum and lick it up like the cuck you are

no homo

 

Ho my fucking god no.

 

You spastic child.

First, you must take a carton of milk, no milk inside, just the carton, a single ceiling fan blade and a small leg of a frog (must be small, important).

Rub the carton vigorously against the keyboard and command the applesauce to enter the carton. Sing a Viking war chant to complete the ritual. You must then sacrifice the carton to ensure that the applesauce will not return. Wield the ceiling fan blade and slowly saw through the carton, take the heart of it, and throw it down your stairs (if you live in a single story house, go into someone's two story house to do this (a neighbor will do)).

Finally, if you're French, cook the small frog leg and eat it. If not, ignore this step.

Your problem should be fixed. Notify me if you have any other issues, I happen to know a lot of not widely known home remedies that work superbly !!

 

Finally someone with a real fucking answer. Time to get started.

 

You spastic shit, i said no fucking milk inside the carton. Also, thats a jug, not a carton. I swear to god

 

We got off on the wrong foot bro, sorry. I wanna make sure this works so I found a carton of milk.

I've rubbed it, now I need to take the time to have my ceiling fan saw through the milk carton. Brb

 

Looks alright so far, make sure you rug vigorously, otherwise it may not work.

 

Alright, I don't have a frog leg but everything else is done and good to go.


I'm going to take it out for a test spin, thanks dun =)

 

You tried way too hard for this failure of a thread.

 

roast em, hammy

 

You play neopets (A veteran of this game also) And make threads about the kids choice awards. Nuf said.

 

scrumptious

 

Where is your profile picture?

 

wtf is your ui?

 

ty ghast

 

LOL wtf

 

rofl

 

A) Your point being? There's money in every game
B) Are you actually fucking retarded? Do you not understand what a troll is?

Kys kid.