Tips to Beat Hair Drug Test?

First off, yeah, I'm alive.


Secondly:

My girlfriend has a hair drug test this Monday for a highly regarded internship. She has the position, but it's contingent upon passing the hair follicle drug test.


We've both been doing a bunch of research on how to beat it, but figured I should tap into another outlet, such as Sythe.

She's been doing the MacCujo method and just bought some Paul Mitchell Clarifying shampoo as well as Zydot Ultra Clean which is one of those "magical" shampoos that will "detox" your hair.

She has shoulder length hair, last smoked was February 1st (and only smoked a few times in January/Feb), but she took Vyvanse for midterms this past month, and obviously she doesn't have a prescription.

Any other methods that have worked, or have potential?

Thanks SF

 

Don't do drugs. Problem solved.

 

Wear a wig

 

If she last smoked 2 months ago, I wouldn't sweat it...

 

Burn off all of her hair

 

dont do drugs, youll pass the test just fine

 

get cancer do chemo

 

You know how I know this is a troll?

Because you haven't posted on sythe and the first thing you do is post in spam forum with a issue that you know wont get serious replies.

Whole point was just trying to sneak your brag in about having a gf. Nice try though monkey boy.

 

make a wig for her out of all the stitches you've got rofl

 

Not sure if retarded.

 

you're both degenerate fucks hahaha

 

shave it faggot

 

i heard adding gasoline to your hair help masks it. you should try it.

 

Shave your head. But that's not really beating it lol

 

True. But it's 2015, drugs being legalized.

If only it was that easy.

More worried about the Vyvanse than the weed.

True. But then there's that body hair.

Refer to 1st answer.

Then die???

How I no post on Sythe but have Guru status brush?!?!?!?

LOLOLOL. I still have internal stitches popping out of my face from time to time. Body is rejecting them a year later lmao.

Pretty sure full blown retard.

Close to it.

Phaggot*

Already tried it, but passed out midway through. Wouldn't recommend.

That body hair though. Then you have that blood test or saliva test.

 

i find it hard to believe that a marijuana addict would be able to hold a job, let alone be in college and get an internship

 

lmao wtf

some Frankenstein lookin fool

 

Died irl

 

time travel is effective method for this

 

Lmao...

Not sure if srs