The Gospel of King Marrow

1:01 And herein lies the book of truth, that which none hath cometh before, so take thy book for surely it is the light

1:02 Thy book which hath guideth those who wish to abstain from faggotry

1:03 Only those which thy book guides shall be cured from thy disease, for thy disease spreads like fire to the jungle

1:04 And to the people which we sent down the great king, the one who is immune from thy disease

1:05 Thus thy people of thy book, follow thy king and his commandments so that you may feel comfortable in thy Spam Forum

1:06 For only those who follow thy commandment are cured (from the disease), and the cured are surely the rightly guided

1:07 So god said to thy king, starteth thy thread in thy Spam Forum to cure thy people to which the king adhered

1:08 So in thy thread he explained that there would be ten commandment

1:09 I am thy king (King Marrow), there shall be no other kings worshipped but me

1:10 Thou shall not take thy Kings (King Marrow) name in vain, nor claim it as his own

1:11 Thou shall not resemble thy King (King Marrow) to other kings

1:12 Thou shall not sucketh thy ass of thy with rainbow names

1:13 Thou shall not report thy post of thy people

1:14 Thou shall not steal from thy people

1:15 Thou shall not promote oneself without permission of thy King (Marrow)

1:16 Thou shall not covet thy position of thy with rainbow names

1:17 Thy shall not partake in thy Tinychat, for that is the way of those with thy disease (Faggotry)

1:18 Thy shall not make threads with inside jokes, for that is the way of those with thy disease (Faggotry)

1:19 And so the King obeyed his lord by passing down the commandments sent to him, so that the people may be guided away from thy disease

1:20 And he promised thy king 12 apostles which would adhere to his commandments, and spread his word, to help prevent thy disease from spreading

 

10/10

 

worse than my thread about eating day old pizza

 

Thy disease is surely present

 

20/20. This kept me from suckething any ass today. Vouch.

 

Amen.

 

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