[Miniranks | $50+ in Prizes] Sythe Valentines Event RESULTS! [A CDT Event]

Superfluous · Feb 27, 2015

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Favorite couple:

From : Dno
To : Darkest Dream, Gyzo
Date : 2015-02-14 15:21
Title : Letter
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Bruh,

From all the times of hanging out in tiny chat, When I stare into the screen to see your face, but am only blinded by the glare caused by your massive forehead.

I do not let this glare get between us, for we are the best CS:GO players on sythe.

I always admired the ways you made money, even though you would lose it staking by WolfRunescape and MrEvilPwns.

You may have been scammed for max cash, but at least you still have some hash.

Hopefully we can meet up some day, and vape our love away.

ILY

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From : Gyzo
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-14 15:22
Title : FW: Letter
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Dno, you always yell at me when we play CSGO, whether you tell me I'm stupid or tell me I blow.

I'm also aware of the anger you bring, but I laughed my ass of when you got scammed by coin king.

Our love is impeccable and together we're Stank, I only wrote this to get the mini-rank.

If we don't win the GP from Playerswap, then I'll go out on the streets, and sell weed to a cop.

Because we're broke together, doesn't mean our relationship has failed. We're on the road to rebuild, and Enate continues to get railed.

Second favorite couple:

From : blade bro4
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-19 12:24
Title : Valentines letter thing
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oh i wonder how
u make my heart go wow
o bb im so happy ur mine
even tho u dont know BD9:/
u send my heart on a wild safari
i don't have an xbox, sorry
u make my heart go supernova
even tho ur more homo than deathsnova
to be honest u might be the biggest fgt thats ever been
even more, yes even more than finn
homo aside and even tho ur a bitch everyday
u take my breath away
this is a poem because it does the rhyme
cbf to do anymore, don't have the time
knees weak arms spaghetti
*drops mic*

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From : Heeatz
To : blade bro4, Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 03:13
Title : Valentines letter
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ma baby blade
still begging for that cracker
some say hes a hacker
How the fuck did he get mod they shout
must have sucked the mod D
day in and day out
#1 cracker head applicant investigator?
As u can see i cant rhyme for shit
but just give me a bit
of that runescape golderoni
and i'll be your homie
*drops mic*

Aight so since this needs to be more than 100 words ima have to write some nice shit about my boy blade. Hes a fgt sure but i love him. thats why hes my valentine, kinda cute. Heeatz bro4 they'll call us. I hope to meet him in real life some day soon. For now i'll just have to stare, in awe, at his skype profile pic <3

Third favorite couple:

From : Joshuaag1234
To : Darkest Dream
Date : 2015-02-20 20:31
Title : To My Dearest Love: Time To Buy
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Dear Time To Buy, my dearest. We have been together for so long that I can't even remember when we met. We have been through so many adventures and so many rough times and I get goosebumps just remembering it all <3333 We started off talking about EoC gold, but in both of our minds we knew that this chat was more than just about EoC gold. We started off slow but eventually built up to be one of the most beautiful across the globe lovers that sythe has ever had the privilege to lay their desperate eyes on. It started off with simple afk-ish skype chats but then it came to a point where I was talking to him all day and all night. It had gotten so bad at one point that I began ditching college level classes and began lying to my mother just to talk to him. That's true love. We would always get into fights but our love is so strong that we would never argue for over an hour; we always came back clinging to each other. He always put up with me, and my niggerish attitude towards him. I would always put up with him, and his low ass fucking rates. That's true love. I'm not sure how a downright bullied/#1 autistic sythe user like me would ever have the privilege to talk to and have camsex with a $700 donor and DragonDyce rank. Time to buy you're the best. You think i'd cum in an average 10/20 seconds if I was having camsex with another man? No, exactly my point. I would have no doubt in my mind that your fat clockcock would devour my absolute fatass in my/your bedroom. Only thing you would have to be careful of my dearest is the sheets, they'd be covered in cum. If my mom caught me with you, she'd send me my way, and tell me to make a living off RS (which is pretty much impossible for me atleast) I'd be homeless and most importantly, without you. What would I do without you? What would you do without me? We have been together too long and it would hurt way too much to fall back. This time of the year we're going to make our valentines day extra special. It's going to be more than an e-fuck this time around. We're planning to send each other thousands of dollars worth of presents from Amazon and Ebay.(or at least I am, i'm yet to here from you mister) He's not supposed to see this, but this is what i've got wrapped on Ebay (Had to hide this sucker in my cart from my mom for like a month now, it's a bitch when she goes through my bay account, specifically without my premission <_&lthttp://gyazo.com/055626c00e26d84f485150acb079257e <3
Here is other things i've decided to get him, haven't told him about this stuff either, thought i'd share ^_^
http://gyazo.com/e6de901bc729b791fa7f9fc13c15746c
http://gyazo.com/a42daf0c47c5247860b88f9ea56555f2
http://gyazo.com/e7433aa6060fc1e92a6a0885fcd7c829
http://gyazo.com/00f04202c745942c1687297df2eeb20a
http://gyazo.com/e683e696529e1d305949a899b2617909 Baby, I legit cannot wait until you see the gifts in those pictures, I'm sorry for letting the surprise off so early=/ I guess i'll be careful next time, hope I didn't do bad=c
I refuse to leave you honey, you are and will be my valentine from now until the end of eternity. I love you, I really do... Bye...
In kind regards, Joshua.

Poem 4 TTB:
I love the way you tell me that I'm beautiful,
and the way you make me laugh like no one else.
I love the way we cross upon each other almost every night
Getting goosebumps every time that we speak to each other
I love the way that you tell me that my weight doesn't matter
And how you hold me tighter than anyone else.
I love the way that you make me cum so fast
And how we have never had problems talking about sex to each other<3
I love the way you talk to me about the size of my feet
And whenever the conversations comes up, you hardly ever mind giving me a virtual footrub.
I love the way we argue and go our seperate ways
And always come back...<333
I love the way you compliment me on my hair
I do it that way just for you<33
I love the way you would send me my favorite flowers
along with an " I LOVE YOU" card.
I love the way you tickle me
I can't wait til the day you tickle my pickle... <3333
I love the way you speak your mind and tell me about your opinions.
You have never lied to me, and I have never lied to you......<33333333333
I love the way you're not afraid to cry and show your feelings.
We always talk to each other when we are feeling down <3
I love the sound of a skype message
Because I know in my heart that the message you've sent me was another compliment about how sweet I am to you.
I love how you look...
I will never get over how beautiful you actually are, I can only wait for the day that you realize it yourself.
My love for you will stay the same,
never will I forget your name. I know it's cliche, but it's true. Being with someone for so long just makes you think about how strong the relationship actually is. The day that we break up is the day that I die inside. It's the day that I finally let the sythe bullies get to me, you're the only one who has been keeping me strong throughout my short sythe experience. Time To Buy, I love you with all my heart and theres no words to express the pure emotions that go through my horny heart whilst writing this letter. I love you soooooooooooooooooo much that it's not even funny anymore. It doesn't feel real. It feels like a dream... I just wanna wake up and be with you some more...

In Kind regards, TTB's boyfriend

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From : Time To Buy
To : Darkest Dream, Superfluous
Date : 2015-02-20 22:11
Title : Valentine's Day
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Oh Josh,
Was this the face that launched a thousand trolls,
And burnt the topless towers of the Spam Forum?
Sweet Josh, make me immortal with a kiss:
Your lips suck forth my soul, see how it soars!
Come, Josh, come, give me my soul back.
Here will I dwell again, for heaven is in your lips,
All is dross that is not you, Josh!
I will be yours, and for your love,
Instead of Troy shall my anus be sacked;
And I will combat with the weak Arcus,
And wear your deep, deep chestnut brown on my plumed crest:
Yea, I will slay Deathsnova where he stands,
And then return to you for a kiss.
Oh you are fairer than a thousand stars,
You are brighter than cranky Suf
When he appeared to bitch and moan about Roary;
More lovely than the high monarch Sythe himself
In beloved Sandy's squirrel arms;
And none but you shall be my butt pal.
#JoshuagNum1Pker2015

(Credits to Faustus, Scene 12)

Random draw winners - Contact Time To Buy to receive your prize:
ammurrica
Superfluous
Time To Buy
KronixDivisionBoosting
Lorenzo

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Remember your prizes:
175m in eoc credits will be provided by Playerswap, divided as follows:
1st place couple: 75m eoc (to share)
2nd place couple: 50m eoc (to share)
3rd place couple: 25m eoc (to share)
5 random participants: 5m eoc (each)