apple watch

do i get it or do i buy like pebble time

probably just gonna get apple watch cause why not

integration with ios is gonna be real noice

 

then they gonna make apple belt and apple shoes, apple pants, apple shirt

niggas gon be dressing like a toilet paper roll in 2020

 

Buy an apple dildo only $3432432432

 

what the fuck do you need a smart watch for you dumb cunt might as well go burn your money

 

Yo I want a watch made out of apples!

 

Go buy a nice $350 watch without apple-anything. Or two $150-200 watches. They'll look better and won't be outdated in two years.

 

already use an apple as a dildo so an Apple dildo isn't needed

that'd be a weird watch

I don't want the functionality of just a watch for $350 bruh and I'd likely not buy the sport version tbh
I also hardly keep anything I own for longer than a year, I often purchase new phones/computers/among other things.

 

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hamza i'll rock that on my other wrist

 

you're a hipster fucknut who has no friends
and I love you

 

don't buy the fucking watch though

 

r u trippin balls on shrooms rite now m8

 

aka you are a sheep buying into apple's capitalism where they convince you to repeatedly upgrade your gear

 

It's apple dicks you fucknuts

 

I wouldn't get any of these. If I were to get one, given those two options, I'd go with the Apple Watch merely because people like to be on Apple's dick. So you'll get more/better apps and watchfaces. Plus, it sounds like you have an iPhone already. I did a comparison of the watches coming out and they all seemed to be lackluster.

 

<3 you moar blu

apple ain't convincing me bruh, i make a significant amount of money and I like owning new things & staying at the forefront of such things

just like i'll probably buy Vizio's new 4k tv when I move later this year and among other things i'll probably pickup the new PS4 that'll likely be rollin' out in november

i'm not about brand loyalty, just about efficiency and liking what i own

ight bruh

edit: on a serial note though, i have no idea what i'm doing and i won't know until apple's press conference on the 9th + after i research into other smart watch options and see if a purchase is even worth it at this point

 

im dying ((((((((((((