play fighting with my new girlfriend...help

When you and your girl play fight and it's really hurting you. Don't ever date no girl that hit like a man, they don't know their own strength. My ex loved to play fight, that's her way of flirting, I don't fucking know why but that's just how she flirted. Every nigga know that one girl. This bitch was toned like the finest stallion on the farm. She had thighs like chun- li and mewtwo, her calf muscles were built ford tough. This what I get for dating a track female. Her legs were street fighter characters them shits was so lethal.

I'm over her house and it's Friday night so I know we bout to fuck but personally I didn't want to cause I ain't want to be hurt no more, my body was still sore from the last ass whooping she dealt me. I literally had to suffer for some pussy and I ain't want to be hurt no more.

Bitch so strong I thought to myself "pussy not even all that forreal." That's how bad it was. Foreplay was a damn mortal kombat deathmatch with her strong back ass. I wanted to go home. I always know she tryna fuck cause she'll start play fighting but I faked like I had fell asleep during the movie. She leaped on me like the strongest lion of the jungle and my lungs said "I'm sleep" I almost died. I body slammed her on the couch with my full strength and her ass just giggled bruh...she giggled. I felt a tear leave my eye as she put me in a savage headlock. I ain't even try to fight it, just accepting my destiny. I broke out of it cause my conscience told me not to be a bitch then she jumped on me then my conscience told me "nvm nigga".

I got up quick and she started going to my body like Floyd maywhether but I was eating all them hits like a buffet. This the problem with her, when she see her shit not affecting me she decided to do more damage but really everything she doing fuckin me up but I just be holding the tears. I didn't deserve this. I walk with a limp now.

>mfw this is all true and happened

 

who invited black instagram?
you're not funny and you're unoriginal.
off yourself OP.

 

it's called exposure. sick signature bro. you make that yourself? neopets....are we 10 again?

 

OMG LOL you caught me! Wow great job I'm 10 haha nice one OP. Seriously bro, that was amazing you sure taught me a lesson :nuts: :nuts: :nuts:

 

Op is trying very hard this week. U ok?

 

<3

nahhh..i should probably go ahead and srb

 

lold.

 

I know this is copy-pasted stuff but I can so relate to this. Some girls are just too rough. You have to turn it into a good thing.

 

poke her ribs, it tickels and hurts really bad at the same time that will get her to move away

 

savage^^

 

I would have enjoyed this post but since its spam form kill yourself op

 

op is dating a man, too drunk to realize

 

5char

 

You gay now?

 

QFT ..

 

I lol'd so hard.

 

I laughed not gonna lie lmao

 

asdfs

 

I dated this lebanese girl once... She always wanted me to choke her and slap her... and sometimes she would full mount me and slap me in the face..and just keep slappin me.. and laughing..

 

OP is a pussy.