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Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?

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  1. Govind

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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    I mean, have you ever seen a banana before? This is an atheist's nightmare; it's clear and inarguable proof that a higher being designed everything for use by humans (and consequently he also designed humans himself).

    Look at these facts:
    • A banana fits perfectly into a human hand
    • The peelings make a protective, non-slip surface
    • It's curved towards your face, so humans can eat it easier
    • It has a "pull tab" at the top for easy access
    • It has a simple color code: green, too early; yellow, just right; black, too late.
    I wonder how anyone can still believe in evolution when there are experts like Ray Comfort who can clearly prove that God exists and created everything.
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    I highly believe in God but Also heavily into the alien area as well. 2008 Vatican Announced believing in other life besides earth was okay.

    Also the stories of people who died and what they saw and did before they were brought back are way to amazing to be made up
     
    ROUGE TEARZ, Nov 4, 2014
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    you think bout banana's much m9?
     
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    team bananas
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    y r u dishonest and ban shawty doe
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    shit, one type of food is conveniently shaped, praise yeezus you're right!
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Govind le master trolle
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Made me lol.
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Read this approx. 5,386.2 times
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    come edge -.-
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    checkmate atheists
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    gone get lil ground n pound u mean?
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    God is an alien, and used advanced DNA splicing to create humans.
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Mfw ive actually heard a christian make this argument.
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Exactly. Atheists are fucking stupid dipshits. God bless america!!!
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    fucking atheist punks lol

    i should beat the fuck out of them till they become christian
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Exactly. We should all. It's only right
     
    Meter19282, Nov 4, 2014
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    1/10 apply yourself Govind
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    God I'm so ashamed of my country now
     
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    Why do atheists not realize that God clearly created all life on earth?
    Why won't God heal amputees?
     
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