ITT: UPS sucks balls and Jenkum

>Be me
>Order laptop
>Laptop comes from California
>UPS schedules delivery for today
>Delays it at 11:00 PM yesterday at a local facility
>Sends it to the other side of the state about 12 hours away
>Ships it back to where it was delayed
>Live chat operator says still scheduled for delivery today
>Drivers already out for the day
>Package still 3 hours away
>Funny song lyric green text story here


Also I hear that kids like cough pills and syrup. Real men buzz on Jenkum. Google it.

 

hi nero

 

dxm lyfe 4evr

 

Ultimate Pro Services


http://www.sythe.org/runescape-2007...o-services-questing-torso-us-40k-handled.html

 

Get the fuck out of here with that little faggoty ass advertising.

 

Yeah you faggot!











































































































jkidontworkforthosefgtanymore

 

bleu tis not funny

 

I got some jenkum fermenting as we speak. I excrete solely in jars and bottles, get wasted and save on utility bills.

 

Neither is letting somebody who has ban evaded multiple times and was originally banned for scamming be on management.

Also Knowingly working with a ban evader on sythe is against the rules (according to -Ryan) But you don't see me reporting all of UPS's upper management when I found out that they knew of Neymar's ban evading.

 

Lmao Jenkum, haven't heard of that in awhile. God speed, OP.

 

u got dem laptops? is it goed?

 

m8e take that shit somewhere else, no one cares about you.

 

Hows your botting service coming along? still learning about vps's?

Thats alright you can always supplement your income with your pro barbarian assault skills.

 

made about 100$ so far off the botting service. yeah i figured out my vps questions, thanks m8e

how's that burger king job? still getting rekt in the bung bung by that male friar who's always 'sticking it in the wrong hole'?

 

Cool story bro tell it again!

Your right, being a head manager opening up a brand new location sucks. I should probably suicide.

 

is that what they call the burger cook now? gratz

 

Head manager at burger King is like being the valedictorian of a special ed class. You might just be the smartest retard UT you're still a retard.

 

+1 lmao

 

+1 Support Bleu.

We don't like ban evaders.

 

i don't like ducks