[FOOD] Tun 5.0 Bitter

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[FOOD] Tun 5.0 Bitter
  1. Unread #1 - Oct 2, 2014 at 4:44 AM
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    Yes I'm doing a review of food-- Keep your pants on Mika, you review hogging fagit. Also, Beer is food, right? Yeah of course it is.

    So I was in the bottlo the other day looking to stock up. I haven't found good growlers for my homebrew yet and I'm over bottling that shit and my kegs aren't with me at the moment, so I'm buying beer. Sad days.

    Anyway I've walked passed this TUN brand about a thousand times, it looks like the cheapest nastiest thing ever. Pic:
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    It comes in a case of 30 and was on sale for $30. What the hell I figure. Last case of cans I bought was XXXX Gold which isn't great but it's drinkable.

    Anyway get this shit home and put it in the fridge. Crack it an hour later. Oh. My. Fuck. It tastes like someone mixed aspirin and liquorice together with the run-off from a car wash and put it in a can. I've had some dank-stanky nasty fucking beer in my time but this takes the cake.

    On the plus side it's 5% so it gets you hammered. And since it tastes fucking awful you just want to blast it down. But at what cost?

    My rating: 0 force-lightnings out of 10. No idea how I'm going to finish the other 27 cans. Maybe I'll feed them to the pigs and watch them stumble around for my sick amusement.

    Would like to see more people doing reviews. Remember Mika is your Nikka you're all fagits and should feel as bad as this beer tastes.

    Sith out.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Oct 2, 2014 at 5:07 AM
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    Looks like Richard finally gets what he deserves ;)
     
  5. Unread #3 - Oct 2, 2014 at 5:13 AM
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    LOOOOOOOOL.

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    I expect a cut of the revenue from this thread. I saw this thread and started laughing. It's quite the review and it doesn't drag on for ages like mine sometimes do. I think the drunk pigs = a great idea.

    Since I'm here now, I may as well post a review of something.

    I hope people do some local items tbh. Would be nice seeing some UK / Canadian / Aussie / whatever items.

    Mika out.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Oct 2, 2014 at 6:15 AM
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    Hi Mika,

    I just want to say you should let your hair down and review your local street dealer's pot lel. Would read.

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    Never going to happen, sorry my drunken compadre.

    The most hardcore drug I could review is Geritol.
     
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    Psh maybe someone else can fill this niche. Any takers?
     
  17. Unread #9 - Oct 2, 2014 at 6:57 AM
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    Australian beer, might as well drink piss.

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    I wonder if this is comparable to any north american beers. I guess one of the cheaper ones here is Pabst Blue Ribbon.
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Oct 2, 2014 at 7:23 AM
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    BK pbr is actually drinkable and normal alcohol content.

    This would be more like to an "ice" beer 4.5-5+ abv. The ABV and that it came in a 30 pack makes me think its more comparable to keystone ice or natty.

    PBR is one of my go to cheap beers. That and high life, lawnmower beers.
     
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    The official beer of hipsters.
     
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    Here the hipsters drink "lone star". They claim it as a texas beer but its made up north and tastes like shit. Honestly keystone, natty and busch are more common then either.

    PBR isnt all that common in the area, but hell $4 for a six pack of tallboys is the selling point for me. It and highlife own the bargain brew market for me, milwaukees best is a potential contender for third.
     
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    i can provide about 95% of drugs available and 3-5 different moon shines. I would recommend a shot of moonshine and a big rip of dmt on weed.(make sure u dont use your regular bowl) it smells like burning african skin. Close your eyes and lay your head down, Make sure its a dark place. Should last about 10-15 mins. let me know if you have a out of body experience. {Break Through}



    For the right price ill legit mail it to you. Sry sythe pretty sure the mailman isnt going to be able to find the 3rd bush 40 miles on the right next to the weird eyed kangaroo
     
  37. Unread #19 - Oct 2, 2014 at 11:40 AM
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    Nah I bet this shit is bad as Milwaukee Best Ice. That shit stinks. I mean I work in a store an occasionally beers get busted and you can smell the difference in quality. Only cheap alcoholics buy the beast.
     
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    I'll review some pot from a bunch of random suppliers this weekend.
     
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