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  1. Hamouze

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    Help me think of a witty/funny response.
    "What are three things you have in your car?"

    I want to answer this in a humorous and misleading way. For example:
    "Rope, duct tape, and a tug-o-war rule book"

    2 things that make you think that the 3rd thing is going to be really inappropriate but then make it a plot twist :p

    Anyone mind helping me out with something funny?
     
    Hamouze, Sep 14, 2014
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    Help me think of a witty/funny response.
    It isn't witty if you have to have help thinking of a response.
     
    Emperor Nero, Sep 14, 2014
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  3. Hamouze

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    wit·ty adjective \ˈwi-tē\
    : funny and clever


    It doesn't necessarily have to be original...
     
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    Gas, pipes, and a miniscule airway that will kill a human if trapped inside with humid weather.

    Funny eh?
     
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    No one is funny :(
     
    Hamouze, Sep 15, 2014
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    3 bodies
     
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    Alcohol, rags and metal cloths hangers.
     
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    Winner :)
     
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    Condoms, CDs, and lube... for the car
     
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    why are you doing this? lol
     
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    You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.
     
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