[Food] McDonalds - Jalapeno McDouble

Quote of the day:

It inspired me to actually post this. I waited for the leanbean drama to die down, now I'm waiting for CK's drama to die down. I'm not sure if it will end.




Tastes better than my pictures make it look.

First thing I noticed was the awful looking patty. I lowered my expectations after seeing that (first pic).

Second thing I notice is the cheap jalapeno strips. They are just like the onion strips for Burger King's odd new item that I reviewed - essentially they are just little bits of French's fried onions except with jalapeno. First bite had an awful jalapeno taste, but the rest of the bites were fantastic but they had too much of a ranch flavor to me. I would need less ranch, nor no ranch. If I'm able to ask for habanero ranch instead of regular ranch and incur no charge, I would be a very happy camper. Pulling off this stunt would require a good McD location.

I would give this a 5/5. The last bite had the perfect amount of ranch flavor. It was like eating a Cool Ranch Dorito on my burger. Delicious. The price of $2 is fine considering McD's hate the low profit margin of McDouble's and raised their price to $1.19 or something like that. You're paying 80 cents for jalapenos, jalapeno strips, and ranch sauce. If you like all of those, heck yes. I got my order for free, so I'm not complaining!

Looking back, it does look like it's too much ranch for me by the pics. I'll try this at least two more times

I love leaving the white bars in my pics when I use my Snipping Tool cropping. It just seems to be the easiest option.

Remember, Mika is yo nikka

 

How did you get it for free?

 

Dude they dont have that yet locally for me. Is it still mcdouble price?

 

Here you go bro:

http://www.sythe.org/sports-health-fitness/

For your health.

 

Looks like death in a burger.

 

My card didn't charge in a swipe and they had problems with their other reader in the first window. I know why though... if you charge my card you have to hit the topright button for it to go through @ McD. I don't know why lol. I saved $4.33. He said it was on the house just to move the line along.

They didn't have it for me either. I had to ask for it and they said they have it. I think I should make the price more evident in my reviews - it was $2.00 so 80 cents more lol.

I've never had health or dental problems although I think I do now because I got a tiny chip in my tooth so I've been taking extra care of my teeth. I drink all my drinks with a straw and try to avoid it hitting my teeth, brush my gums, I wait after eating acidic things, I apply enamel protection, etc.

Even if the dentist tells you your teeth are fine, don't let it be an excuse to think you're invincible to drinking acidic drinks without a straw. Use a straw.

Sorry for the occasional rants in replies.

I've had much worse. Baconator, for instance.

 

This looks like actual garbage

 

I don't think anyone would disagree.

 

Who the fuck is you?

 

Why does murika not have this?

 

Why the fat fucking shit are you ALWAYS talking about fucking food in this fucking forum?!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST BE A FAT UGLY ASSHOLE IRL

 

They do but it's so new that the advertising isn't in all cities yet. You can still ask for it and they will make it.

http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.sandwiches.1399.jalapeo-double.html

I'm not.

 

He is not, he is just an ugly asshole

 

Has anyone actually acknowledged anything this faggot has said? I kind of just forget he's here and jump over his posts. Master seriously you could just leave and nobody would notice.

 

support

 

I'm going to try this tomorrow, i'll leave a review on here about what I think if they make it for me.

 

Don't think your local McDonalds has change for 2.1k dollars

 

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I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to lol.

Cannot wait. Get it with light or no ranch... or ask them to replace it with habanero ranch (I'm going to do these next time I try them out... I might just do it now)

Unless you like ranch. I think it was too much.

 

Would be terrified of putting this inside my body. Sickening.

 

Remember, Mika is yo nikka