Mr. Sythe

I'll get fish and chips in a penguin onesie. Deal?

 

Gotta be a whole fish from a supermarket/fishmonger.

I see people dressed worse than penguin costumes in fish and chip shops.

 

-Paint yourself black, penguins are mostly black.
-Use flower to make yourself white from the nose down.
-Paint your lips red and try make them look bigger like a penguin beak
-Bring your own watermelon as its the only melon penguins are known for eating- since they grow in water. And thats where penguins chill.
-wear baggy ass pants, penguins have low crotches.
-Flippers, obviously.

I suggest buying the fish from an african american as they are more soulful and friendly people, lowering your chances of getting thrown out or arrested.

 

Best. Post. Ever.

 

Hey sith, I pmd u the verified boosters who need their rank.

 

Let me know, lol.

 

Is anyone ganna do this?

 

Will the mini rank be tradable?

 

What the fuck. How much is it gonna worth? Public Embarrassment has got to worth more than $500

 

Ive sold one for $200. People will dress up in a penguin costume for that kind of money

 

Going to try to make this happen.

 

I have already ordered the penguin suit.

 

Why not just buy it off whoever gets it (if anyone does).

 

Penguin suit is $30. The last rank sold for $200. The best deal I'd probably get is $100, so $70 loss.

 

But...the price/expense is irrelevant in regards to you lawl.

 

Lol I still care about losing money, after all, I'm Indian.

 

Does it have to be a legitimate whole fish? I'm not sure if there's a market near me that does that.

 

Sushi counts, right Sythe? Like tuna rolls.