Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you have to cut off a portion of one of your digits each time one is asked for.

I wish for Hollywood to get some inspiration.

 

Granted, but the only inspiration they get is from Bollywood.

I wish... for a time machine.

 

Your time machine only takes you to 1942 in Germany, and instantly turns you Jewish.

I wish I was the world's tallest midget.

 

Granted, but you're on a planet filled with giants and are seen as an outcast.

I wish I owned my own island.

 

Granted, but your island is home to cannibalistic pygmy cultists who wish to make a sacrifice to Cthulhu.

I wish I had knowledge of everything.

 

Granted, but the overwhelming knowledge has caused you to go insane and you are unable to ever share your knowledge.

I wish I could be everywhere and nowhere at the same time.

 

Granted. You're dead, and your remains have been cremated and the ashes have been scattered around the world.

I wish I could play the guitar

 

but both your arms are amputated after a severe accident days later

i wish i had the power of invisibility

 

You're now invisible only to women though.

I wish Linear algebra wasn't so gay.

 

Granted, but you fail all the tests you take on the subject anyway.

I wish Entrr were my pony.

 

Granted. He rapes you.

I wish I had my own space shuttle

 

granted, but it doesnt work

i wish my potatoes would grow.

 

Granted but they grow to the size of bolders and fill your yard crushing everything around them.

I wish I could breath underwater.

 

granted but you can't swim, so you sink to the bottom never to emerge again.

i wish i had a endless supply of fuel. <-- meaning gas, fuel for a fire, anything that can be termed as fuel

 

Granted, but you cause global warning to destroy the Earth in a week because of how carelessly you waste the fuel.

I wish that nano has 6 kids.

 

Granted, but they're all boys and you end up having six girls and your and n4n0's kids all get married. :s

I wish I had one grain of sand.

 

Granted, but you drop it as I hand it to you and it is never to be recovered.

I wish. . . I had a castle to launch rocks at with catapults.

 

it's a plastic scaled model

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time when I wanted without any further implications

 

Granted, but every time you use your power, someone you like dies.

I wish I could eat lunch with Roary.

 

Granted, but you're what's for lunch.

I wish I had a pet shark.