Dave is a cunt

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Abstaining from this *cough* *cough*

 

1. Strawberry Shortcake

The action in which the male ejaculates on his partner's face, and then the male punches his partner's nose, which causes blood to stream forth. The semen and blood fluids create a red and white image, just like the icing and filling of a strawberry shortcake.

 

I try not to talk shit to staff, avoid the ban hammer.

I'm a pussy whipped bitch, who loves to be hit with a flogger on my taint.

 

I bet you'd love that faggot

 

Wow, excellent comeback. I feel so taken aback by your strong words. Please, do continue....

 

Sometimes that's all that is really necessary, it goes without saying really but I thought I'd just remind everyone.

 

Feeling this.

 

Dick and dave start with the same letter.


Surely not a coincidence.

 

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