Ask Nate anything

Why did you le scam le $4k

 

funny and original
+1

 

clearly didnt

19 seconds, KO by knee. Have the vid.

I used to be, but apparently now he has aids

no but r-i-c-h can I believe

Immensely

Retired in another country speaking spanish on a beach. Or in the army still, but in another country nonetheless

Depends on what context its out of

prove it

#truth. And i didnt quote your other post cause I was like wtf

 

hablas español en su propia casa o algo? quién te enseñó?

 

Kindness?

 

Ever go buy a nova sprayer?

 

Nope, mis padres son completamente blancos. Me enseñe', y tome' clases en la universidad

Is for the weak.

Bought a graco x5. It kicked my ass on the first room I painted lol...

 

Do you remember Jon from DD?

 

Do you accept the lord Jesus Christ as your personal savior?

 

a cuál nivel te fuiste? puedes vivir en un país sin inglés (hablando sólo español)?

 

How do blind people know when they are done wiping?

 

i pm'd you about the ui but you didn't reply

am just going to assume you have died a horrific death at the hands of schoolboy q who has also disappeared at conveniently the same time

 

did he have an accent?

only on tuesdays

fue mi espacializacion. viaje' a costa rica y argentina por unas meses sin problemas.

cause their sense of smell is so acute

no I just worked a 14 hour day because I am the arms room officer and had to do a 100% company arms room layout today.

 

how do you feel about your little red staff symbol getting taken off

 

If you could unban one person, who would it be?

 

No one.

 

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

Why are Softballs hard?

Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?

How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?

What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?

Where's the egg in an egg roll?

Why aren't blue berries blue?

Where is the lead in a lead pencil?

Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?

 

Watup.

Fuck the haters. They're all just vaders who skemmed $20 and got their pardons denied.

 

Respect, +1 nate

 

do u even lift?