It's Time To Have An Intervention

Spoiler: Do not open this if your username is Sythe

It appears the all mighty 'Big Rich' has fallen to alcohol abuse to deal with various users on his website. It's been the little things that may caused me to notice, the constant smell of alcohol when we're together, his newly founded 'Village Drunk' rank, him actually dealing with morons in the Spam Forum, and worst of all: he hasn't even tried to aggressively smash someones intellect in the Something For All section for months, if not a year by now. All signs pointing towards him choosing alcohol as his method to cope with the pain of running an online forum full of skemmers.

To thank Sythe for everything he's done for us here at Sythe.org, we will stage an intervention to get him off of the Everclear, and get him on the ever clear path to God (aka Johng). If you are willing to participate to help Big Rich and his struggles with substance abuse, please leave a reply on this thread. Together, we will help him go back to the cold hearted Administrator who never acknowledged anyone who wasn't a top admin, instead of the fun loving drunk admin who is very involved in the community and constantly gives out miniranks as rewards to his small communities events.

God Bless.

 

fail that spoilers show on hover of thread title

 

Hey, You, Leave That Big Rich Alone

 

How did you even get life insurance, Sythe? Don't they know you're in the danger zone?

 

he was born in the danger zone. duhb.

 

Now heres me hoping to get help with my masturbating.

 

Great read 10/10