n4n0 and Elena

Noam · Mar 18, 2013

Transcription from Elena's diary the night before her donation

My mouth was so full of slut slayer and baby gravy, the man fat was slobbering down my chin and onto my breasticles. When he removed his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet off his spunk-filled spam rocket. After having my oyster ditch pounded, he then proceeded to pound my marmite motorway. Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy slobbering from my old dirt road and all over my furburger. By now, my south mouth was salivating like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load haemorrhaging from my brown mile and all over my spam castanets. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his battering ram soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The plowing of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his brie baton deep in my other vagina. The plowing makes me spray my flange custard all over his cumtree. It was bliss having his veiny quim prod rammed inside me again; stuffing my kipper dinghy with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my shamevelope surging like it used to.
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The mods are corrupt, the administration is flawed, and the proletariat is being abused for the gain of the elite. The time is ripe for change, for revolt. It is the peoples' will that the scales be balanced, that the mountain be leveled so that the elite of our nation will lie not above the masses, but in their midst, where retribution will be as the sweet honey of prosperity from the first harvest after the long, harsh, brutal winter of oppression.

Laptop65 · Mar 18, 2013

n4n0's 10 inches, actually

shawty · Mar 18, 2013

all dat fag

invocation · Mar 18, 2013

Fuck sake people

symphony888 · Mar 18, 2013

FUCKKK my god.
Damn it

FishFishy · Mar 18, 2013

ferris bueller ur my hero -.-

Gohan · Mar 18, 2013

why did i lol?

stringcheese · Mar 18, 2013

Elena who?

Austintheman · Mar 18, 2013

rofl i love it when u call me big papa -.-

Lame · Mar 18, 2013

shit dun get str8

its_shizam · Mar 18, 2013

what the fuck did i just read. and re-read.

n4n0 · Mar 19, 2013

Wait.. Wut?

Syed · Mar 19, 2013

true story idiots- .-

Quatakai · Mar 19, 2013

FishFishy said: ↑

ferris bueller ur my hero -.-
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ew detroit

Rune Guru · Mar 19, 2013

Staff changing rules to get some one out of shit, Finn all over again.

Humpo · Mar 19, 2013

Oh darnit, now I got an erection.

But seriously, TL;DR.

Noam · Mar 19, 2013

When he removed his love lollipop from my vintage golf bag, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to chow down on the butt nugget off his wensleydale wand. With my beef curtains now much like a blind cobbler's thumb, he thought it was time to start shoving my cocoa channel. Is now the time to tell him I really need to drop a Mr. Hanky, I wondered? Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot draining from my turd cutter and all over my purple cabbage. The seemingly never-ending streams of love mayonnaise emanating from his cervix cigar soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My throat was so full of cumtree and love mayonnaise, the Da Vinci load was haemorrhaging down my chin and onto my chesticles.My mouth was so full of bald avenger and steamin' semen, the magician's wax was dribbling down my chin and onto my chesticles. There was love mayonnaise slobbering from his disco stick and I was wetter than an Italian cruise ship. We were ready for more. Within no time, I could feel the shitty cock snot flowing from my fudge factory and all over my panty hamster. The plowing makes me squirt my beige slime all over his piss pipe. Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my sperm socket got me flowing spaff faster than a greased weasel shit.
The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton spear slamming my smush mitten made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. The mixture of footlong fudge bullet and magician's wax in my ring piece created the delicious rectoplasm that he was so fond of. When he removed his love muscle from my mud flap, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the footlong fudge bullet off his cervix cigar. It was bliss having his cumtree rammed inside me again; stuffing my whispering eye with a lightbulb just didn't get my stench trench gushing like it used to. The feeling of his penis pudding weeping down my throat got my fallopian fish stock flowing quicker than snot off a whip.When he removed his chubstep from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a stink pickle staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to gobble the sewer trout off his disco stick. By now, my cock holster was trickling like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river. The mixture of stink pickle and love piss in my mud flap created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. The seemingly never-ending streams of steamin' semen emanating from his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. My mouth was so full of devil's bagpipe and love piss, the steamin' semen was slobbering down my chin and onto my droopies.Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his Vince cable made my minge mucus dribble like a slavering dog. By now, my gammon alley was trickling like a jizz waterfall. The seemingly never-ending streams of penis pudding emanating from his pink tractor beam soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The unrelenting orgasms from his womb raider plowing my enchilada of love made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. With his master of ceremonies pounding deep into my pink velvet sausage wallet, the sensation of his greasy kebab skewer smashing my cervix made me quake like Micheal J. Fox licking a car battery.
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Rogue · Mar 19, 2013

good read

Jei jei KK · Mar 19, 2013

i would endorse this thread but it is not homosexual enough

mustard2 · Mar 19, 2013

I'm with you.

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