I came out of the closet.

Dyed my hair a masculine shade of pink.

Let's how creative you can get.

 

All dem pimples...

 

It's herpes and scars actually.

 

And your wife was okay with this huh

 

take those earrings out dude..

 

this. and that nose ring

 

Meh Pink looks better if its done selectively

 

pink and black is bitchin.

 

She begged me to do it.

 

whats with those large earings?

 

Matches your acne

 

It's mostly herpes.

 

How long have you had it?

 

My uncle fucked my face with his bleedy dick when I was 6, so probably somewhere around there.

 

idk if you're srs


but you can get rid of it fyi

 

I assume your "wife" used to be male in a previous stage of it's life?

 

Get an industrial.

 

Surprisingly enough she never was, though she does look something like