The Wrath of Lord Sythe

However, if you do not obey the Lord your Administrator and do not carefully follow all his commands and decrees that were given in the rules, and troll him without consideration that he is your Supreme Lord Administrator, all these curses will come on you and overtake you:

You will be cursed in the city and cursed in the country.

Your basket and your kneading trough will be cursed.

The fruit of your womb will be cursed, and the crops of your land, and the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks.

You will be cursed when you come in and cursed when you go out.

The Lord Administrator will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of the evil you have done in trolling him. The Lord Administrator will plague you with diseases until he has destroyed you from the land you are entering to possess. The Lord Administrator will strike you with wasting disease, with fever and inflammation, with scorching heat and drought, with blight and mildew, which will plague you until you perish. The sky over your head will be bronze, the ground beneath you iron. The Lord Administrator will turn the rain of your country into dust and powder; it will come down from the skies until you are destroyed.

The Lord Administrator will cause you to be defeated before your enemies. You will come at them from one direction but flee from them in seven, and you will become a thing of horror to all the kingdoms on earth. You will be scammed by the masses that surround you, and none shall handle your report. Your carcasses will be food for all the birds and the wild animals, and there will be no one to frighten them away. You will be branded with the TWC for a crime not committed, and no Mod shall help you. The Lord Administrator will afflict you with the boils of ******** and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured. The Lord Administrator will afflict you with madness, blindness and confusion of mind. At midday you will grope about like a blind person in the dark. You will be unsuccessful in everything you do; day after day you will be oppressed and robbed, with no one to rescue you.

You will fap to porn, but even the adult content shall be withdrawn from your eyes. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. You will be scammed, by day and by night, ruthlessly and with no hope of escape. Your sons and daughters will be given to another nation, and you will wear out your eyes watching for them day after day, powerless to lift a hand. A people that you do not know will eat what your land and labor produce, and you will have nothing but cruel oppression all your days. The sights you see will drive you mad. The Lord Administrator will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head.

The Lord Administrator will drive you and the king you set over you to a nation unknown to you or your ancestors. There you will worship other Administrators, Administrators of wood and stone. You will become a thing of horror, a byword and an object of ridicule among all the forums where the Lord Administrator will drive you.

You will sow much seed in the field but you will harvest little, because locusts will devour it. You will plant vineyards and cultivate them but you will not drink the wine or gather the grapes, because worms will eat them. You will have olive trees throughout your country but you will not use the oil, because the olives will drop off. You will have sons and daughters but you will not keep them, because they will go into captivity. Swarms of locusts will take over all your trees and the crops of your land.

The foreigners who reside among you will rise above you higher and higher, but you will sink lower and lower. They will lend to you, but you will not lend to them. They will be the head, but you will be the tail.

All these curses will come on you. They will pursue you and overtake you until you are destroyed, because you did not obey your Lord Administrator and observe the commands and decrees he gave you. They will be a sign and a wonder to you and your descendants forever. Because you did not serve the Lord Administrator joyfully and gladly in the time of prosperity, therefore in hunger and thirst, in nakedness and dire poverty, you will serve the enemies the Lord Administrator sends against you. He will put an iron yoke on your neck until he has destroyed you.

The Lord Administrator will bring a nation against you from far away, from the ends of the earth, like an eagle swooping down, a nation whose language you will not understand, a fierce-looking nation without respect for the old or pity for the young. They will devour the young of your livestock and the crops of your land until you are destroyed. They will leave you no grain, new wine or olive oil, nor any calves of your herds or lambs of your flocks until you are ruined. They will lay siege to all the cities throughout your land until the high fortified walls in which you trust fall down. They will besiege all the cities throughout the land the Lord Administrator is giving you.

Because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord Administrator your God has given you. Even the most gentle and sensitive man among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the wife he loves or his surviving children, and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating. It will be all he has left because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of all your cities. The most gentle and sensitive woman among you—so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot—will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For in her dire need she intends to eat them secretly because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of your cities.

If you do not carefully follow all the words of this law, which are written in this book, and do not revere this glorious and awesome name, the Lord Administrator will send fearful plagues on you and your descendants, harsh and prolonged disasters, and severe and lingering illnesses. He will bring on you all the diseases of ******** that you dreaded, and they will cling to you. The Lord Administrator will also bring on you every kind of sickness and disaster not recorded in this Book of the Law, until you are destroyed. You who were as numerous as the stars in the sky will be left but few in number, because you did not obey the Lord Administrator. Just as it pleased the Lord Administrator to make you prosper and increase in number, so it will please him to ruin and destroy you. You will be uprooted from the land you are entering to possess.

Then the Lord Administrator will scatter you among all nations, from one end of the earth to the other. There you will worship other Administrators—Administrators of wood and stone, which neither you nor your ancestors have known. Among those nations you will find no repose, no resting place for the sole of your foot. There the Lord Administrator will give you an anxious mind, eyes weary with longing, and a despairing heart. You will live in constant suspense, filled with dread both night and day, never sure of your life. In the morning you will say, “If only it were evening!” and in the evening, “If only it were morning!”—because of the terror that will fill your hearts and the sights that your eyes will see. The Lord Administrator will send you back in ships to ******** on a journey I said you should never make again. There you will offer yourselves for sale to your enemies as male and female slaves, but no one will buy you.

 

TL;DR:- Sythe the Tyrant.

 

nice 

 

Useless post, OP needs to go outside.

K, after numerous issues with the editing of this post I'll just go with that.

 

i'm not saying anything, but if sythe proposed a plan for me to go on a sucide mission to wipe out the entire bosnian military with only feces and miniranks as my weapons, i would do it without second thought.

 

Someone promote this guy. This is the kind of enthusiasm that the staff team needs!

 

i think u need an extreme homosex OP