Official History of the Spam Forum

The follow history is how I remember it, in addition to previous tales told by the mighty oldfags of 2008. Please feel free to submit any changes.

In the beginning Sythe created the market and the spam forum. Now the spam forum was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the spirit of the fags was hovering over the thread titles. Out of these depths rose Shakaka, claiming the throne as spam forum king. During his reign, all was good: moderators were oldfags and respected the rule of his highness, people frolicked in their own filth, and flamed eachother like oldfags do. And Shakaka saw that it was good.

However, the Spam forum saw its first obstacle. Newfags and marketfags were flooding in with vouch threads. The forum had turned into a wasteland of trust, and the oldfags met up. It would be so: each vouch thread would be flooded to no ends. The newfags cried, and all was good. Then entered the spam forum into it's golden era. An era where all the globals and administrators respected the lands, and nurtured it. Megamatt, Benwise, SuF, Tgump, and Daily made love to it. hm0ng and Jcash soon overthrew the mighty King, but they respected the spam forum as did he. And all was good.

2009 was the year of cancer. More and more newfags entered the gates as the oldfags retired. Many dicks were sucked everywhere, and the spam forum turned into turmoil. The Fatih entered, as did others. They were welcomed with flame threads, but they did not understand or appreciate them, and began bitching to the moderators. However, the moderators were still part of the oldfag legion so they told these newfags to suck it up or get out, and they mostly did.

Unfortunately, the spam forum's core was rotten and it was beginning to fall apart. As the old moderators resigned, newfag moderators took control, and they showed no allegiance to the oldfags. To make it worse, the remaining oldfags were prosecuted under black activity laws and permanently banned under Finn's reign as administrator. 2010 could very well have been seen as the official death of the spam forum, and it all went downhill from there.

However, since 2011, a new series of oldfags have entered the arena. Slowly, they are taking control over our spam forum as the battle heats up more than ever. On the side of the newfags, Corey and FireZ are there to destroy the spam forum. The question is, whose side are you on? Will you let the spam forum die or will you join us to take back what's ours?

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whose*

 

i hate that font you use

 

i shed a tear

 

that was absolutely beautiful

 

I lol'd

 

of course you would.

you're just sick firez, fucking sick.

 

Too much to read.

 

the fucking nerve of this kid

 

i cant help but notice that there is an ass in your avatar.

that is all

 

Stop my eyes...

 

The king has returned.

 

The very thought you actually took time to write this, gay

 

fuck im spinnin bro

 

good post sir