wow sad

lol somebody hacked my ebay, probably my brothers

 

do you put that on top of your penis?

 

your ava makes my penis bigger

 

Well played, Alice once put a few dozen condoms in my eBay basket.

 

did you end up putting them in her basket? if you know what i mean

 

There's no need for condoms if she's secretly just a hot dude.

 

lmao, inb4 you get a non payment black mark on eBay

 

You don't know how to work Scumbag Steve, do you ?

 

dude i remember when i bought one of those, they work really well

10/10

 

he's not lying, he got stressed with it so i viewed on skype and he posted it but it was too small as it was made for his jewdick

 

If he is really a jew, his new nickname should be

Jewish Elf