What to do when you're drunk (and you're not moh, n4n0, or dj)

Step 1) Log off sythe.org

 

I never drink. Well haven't in a long time.

 

Lmao, self proclaimed drunkard setting rules huh?

 

Kick his ass Ryan. Do it for me.

 

Yes. I have the right, bestowed by my invisible, but fully earned village drunk rank.

 

Step 1) Go on Tinychat.

 

No you noob, that's step 3), right after step 2) lose your pants.

Please see my avatar for reference.

 

Masturbate soo hard it hurts.

-LeetNeo.

 

Oh god neo and his chode.

 

hey moh, i borrowed a copy of cloud atlas
got bored on the first page and switched to a better book

 

yoloswag, don't forget the yoloswag.

 

Got to love all the new leetneo avatars.
N4no, ur haunter.gif is epic

 

you could always drive and hopefully kill yourselves so you never have to post retarded shit.

 

take ur own advice.

 

lol i dont brag about being wasted while on sythe. Most people can find better things to do while their getting hammered. Seriously try going to a bar and getting laid...

 

This message is hidden because hattez is on your ignore list.

 

This message is hidden because Corey cheated in pool.

 

You guys are not very entertaining when in drunk mode.

 

When I'm drunk the first thing I do is cry about my childhood.

woops, I'm not a woman, sorry. When I get drunk, I open up and talk more because normally I'm pretty reserved.