Bucket Lists

What's your bucket list?

• skydive
• fly a helicopter
• save someone's life
• cure a disease
• have a threeway (mff)
• have an "orgy" (mfff+)
• have a statue of my likeness erected in bronze
• have a child
• find the love of my life and marry happily
• spend $100,000 on something
• shit on someone's doorstep
• learn to throw knives
• get hit by a car and survive
• trip on DMT or LSD (or both)
• be on a billboard
• direct a porno
• voice act for an animated character
• appear on national television

 

Honestly? Don't care as long as I'm happy.
However, I'd love to do a few things

• Base jumping
• Hiking (up some mountain)
• Month-long wilderness trip (like camping, but minimal equipment)
• Backpacking through France, Italy and Switzerland
• Start a successful business

 

Only one i can think of right now off the top of my head.

Go to the rain forest and partake in an ayahuasca ceremony.

 

What the fuck is that?

 

Well Ayahuasca is a psychedelic drug that has been used as a medicine by shamans for thousands of years and you go there for about 18 days or whatever. It's kind of spirit cleansing ritual. You can get more details by looking at youtube videos of people who went there and they explain the experience really well.

If you want to know more go to this video and skip to about 10 minutes in is when the story starts its really long but i think its worth a watch and he goes into detail.

 

Does "shit on someone's doorstep" really belong on a bucket list?

You can do that any day of the week and it's not a significant part of your life.

I could see if you did that to your boss after you left the job, say, after winning the lottery and leave a nice note for him in the pile of shit.

But just shitting on someone's doorstep isn't that great IMO.

Haven't thought about a bucket list, only 20 years old, not like I'm starting to become a fragile old man.

 

I'm not exactly an old man, but here are just a list of things that I want to do at some point in my life.

- Live in Japan at some point

- Learn how to speak Spanish

- Save up enough to retire luxuriously to Palm Springs, where I will golf and drink iced tea/lemonade mixes all day, everyday till I die

- Build my own computer

- Own a diesel truck

- Travel to Australia

- Invent something at least somewhat useful

- Find a job that I will be satisfied with, and doesn't make me unhappy

- Live on an acreage where I'll do nothing but shoot guns for no reason

- Learn to how to make the perfect pancake

All I've got for now.

 

I have literally done this. In my opinion anyways.


Anywho my current bucket list is:

- Go into space
- Land on the moon
- Become an astrogeologist
- Visit Antarctica
- Visit death valley
- See Mayan and Inca ruins
- Get a motorcycle
- Get a pilot's license
- Get a Helicopter license
- Live homeless in California for a month
- See Beck live
- Go skydiving
- Own a delorean
- Make said delorean look like the one from back to the future
- Take a completely destroyed car and restore it
- Visit Australia
- Visit New Zealand
- Visit Christmas Island
- Learn French/Polish/Spanish/Japanese
- Learn how to correctly make Angel Wings.
- Record an English version of Rem's song from trigun.
- Overcome my fear of phones and vomiting
- Become a totalitarian dictator of sythe
- Take LSD
- Take mushrooms
- Take DMT
- Take 2C-C
- Learn a programming language
- Meet Neil DeGrasse Tyson
- Start a pirate radio station
- Start an online radio station
- Blind myself for a week
- Make my own music website
- Get a nice DSLR
- Learn to beatbox flute
- Master clarinet
- Attempt a street performance with bongos

And probably more I haven't thought of.

You know the purge involved with ayahuasca is actually not the drug itself, but the woodpulp from the ingredients. The purge can be removed with egg whites.

 

- Have a good, stable, lifelong career
- Snowboard every weekend of a winter
- Earn a military rank above Major

 

-Kiss a girl in the pouring rain
-Become a Doctor
-Feel Dallas Green's facial hair

 

-Finish high school
-Finish college
-Get a great job
-Do all of the craziest shit in the world. (Maybe not all, but the fun ones)
-Get cancer and survive.
-Die for a minute and come back to life somehow.
-Get married.
-Have kids.
-Become a teacher and mess with the students.
-Die happy.

 

- Win first division in a lottery worth over 100m.

 

I put this on pretty much every thread asking these sorts of questions.

I'd pretty much spend my retirement savings on this: I would rent out a place in Arizona close to the Grand Canyon (within 30-40 miles) for about a week. The place would be completely black (walls, windows, etc, no sunlight). Then, I'd get all sorts of strobes and shit, and make it look like a rave. I would set the rest of it up kind of like a strip club. I would then proceed to hire several hookers and strippers (probably around 50 or so, each working one 12 hour shift). I would then proceed to eat all the shitty junk food I want, drink all of the booze I want, and do pretty much every drug over the course of that week (ecstasy, heroin, cocaine, LSD, you name it). At the end of that week, a ramp will have been built (it will have been completed by the end of the week) next to the Grand Canyon. I will then have a tricked out motorcycle with rockets etc (to make it go really fast). Prior to coming to the ramp I will drop a couple tabs of acid so that I have a good trip going. Then I will proceed to ride the motorcycle off of the ramp and try and land on the other side of the canyon. THEN if I somehow make it, I will live the rest of my life as a monk in Budapest or whatever, seeing as if I survived there must be some greater force out there that wants me to live.

Yep, that's it.

And before anyone mentions the legal issues of this, just remember that I'll be dead. By the time they figure out what I'm doing, I'll be 50 feet over the Grand Canyon flying on unicorns and sliding down rainbows.

Legit what I'm going to do when I get older.

 

It would be amazing as you're about crash everything just explodes into a huge kaleidoscope. That would be such a peaceful way to go.

 

Basically DMT.

 

These are just a few on the top of my head. I may be young, but my bucket list has already been created and is being added to everyday.

- Learn Parkour
- Rob a bank
- Travel the world
- Skydive [x]
- Cure Alzheimer's
- See cancer cured, along with countless other diseases
- Live my "last year" with my friend Vince
- Swallow a knife
- Learn to surf
- Have children with the guy I love (get married, too)

 

- Never get an STD
- Go skydiving
- Doctor
- Egg a cop

 

Why?!?!

 

Dmt blasts you into space for only a few minutes. This eases you into it and lasts about 6-12 hours.

 

I dont know, its just something I'd want to do. I wouldn't hurt anyone.