Your Best pickup lines

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Your Best pickup lines
  1. Unread #41 - Sep 19, 2012 at 11:29 PM
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    Me: excuse me do you know how much does a polar bear wear?
    Her: uhhhhhh idk brah
    Me: enough to break the ice. hi my name is:________
     
  3. Unread #42 - Sep 20, 2012 at 10:23 AM
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  5. Unread #43 - Sep 20, 2012 at 3:31 PM
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    Now...kiss (fuck, date, whatever your going for) me if im wrong..but is your name chuck?
     
  7. Unread #44 - Sep 20, 2012 at 4:15 PM
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    Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again. or
    Boy:There's something wrong with my cellphone!
    Girl:What?
    Boy:It doesn't have your number.
     
  9. Unread #45 - Sep 20, 2012 at 4:21 PM
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    Her: *YAWN*
    Me: it'll fit. ;)
     
  11. Unread #46 - Sep 21, 2012 at 1:59 AM
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    Lemme get dat snatch guuurl.
     
  13. Unread #47 - Sep 22, 2012 at 9:13 PM
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    If you where a booger I would pick you first. ^_^
     
  15. Unread #48 - Sep 22, 2012 at 11:46 PM
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    If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
     
  17. Unread #49 - Sep 23, 2012 at 11:51 AM
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    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious :love:
     
  19. Unread #50 - Sep 23, 2012 at 5:52 PM
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    Hey baby, want to go back to my parents house?
     
  21. Unread #51 - Sep 23, 2012 at 6:14 PM
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    "hey babe, can I drive you home in my refurbished KIA?"
     
  23. Unread #52 - Sep 23, 2012 at 6:34 PM
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    Lmao hahaha
     
  25. Unread #53 - Sep 23, 2012 at 7:18 PM
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    The best pickup line is the scruffling of your pants as you whip your dick out imo.
     
  27. Unread #54 - Sep 23, 2012 at 7:43 PM
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    Feel my arm,

    'what's that?'

    That's boyfriend material.
     
  29. Unread #55 - Sep 23, 2012 at 8:07 PM
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    "Do you want pumped?"

    Works everytime, flawless.
     
  31. Unread #56 - Sep 23, 2012 at 8:08 PM
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    I'm rich.
     
  33. Unread #57 - Sep 23, 2012 at 9:50 PM
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    does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
     
  35. Unread #58 - Sep 23, 2012 at 11:14 PM
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    $5 for 5 minutes?
     
  37. Unread #59 - Sep 24, 2012 at 6:30 PM
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    is it just me or am i attracted to you.
     
  39. Unread #60 - Sep 24, 2012 at 7:08 PM
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    Give me your purse or die.
     
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