how to be cool in spam forum.

1.)Study the hierarchy ex mod>old fag>fag>newfag
Current staff fit somewhere in between, its all about being a has been here. The newer you are the more uncool you are.

2.)If your join date is before someone elses, TELL THEM and make sure your a real asshole about it. its all about the join date here, older join date = bigger dick. Its basically highschool rules (which no doubt most of spam forum was mistreated in), the people in the clique before you will always be cooler and the newest kid will always be lame.

3.)If someone new wanders in indiscriminately talk shit, if they frequent runescape gen make sure to tell them to go back and call them names (even if thats where you started as 90% of spam forum frequenters were once rsgens)

4.)Niceness is not tolerated unless is is extremely insincere or backhanded. Take all your pent up anger out on newcomers, they are fags afterall.

5.)Make bad memes! If your joindate is old enough post content doesnt count as long as its random or mean!

6.)There is another route, make a account with a girls name and persuade everyone that you are a girl. Most everyone will instantly like you, afterall vagina=/= popularity.

New rule 7.)After reading something say you didnt read it or tl;dr for extra coolness.

NEWER RULE 8.) Be condescending and always ask who are you, especially to other spam forum frequenters.. just as long as their join date is after yours ofcourse.

 

#5 in action right thurr, you inspired a new rule!

 

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btw i'm a girl
please respond

 

^ weiner face

 

some who isn't cool in the SF writing a guide on how to be cool in the spam forum.







HA.

 

x'D is also an option

 

Fucking newfags... The whole lot of ya.

 

i'm sorry n4n0 we can't help it.

 

n4no followed guide. isnt cool

@delta, yes

 

that's yes sir to you kiddo.

 

The only person who he should be referring to as "Sir' in this thread is me. Sit the fuck down and know your place.

 

shawty

 

Nigga fuck your time nigga....

 

nigga please.

 

I was able to hide my Sythe/SF newfaggery within the 2008 joindate which i conveniently had.