My attempt at buying gold from RSU

Lol I want other sites with live help chat

 

RSU Volt
Hey.
You (click to change)
Hey
Could you tell me which one is Sarah in this picture:
http://puu.sh/CAQ0
RSU Volt
middle one
You (click to change)
One in gray?
RSU Volt
wait let me check again
one in the orange
with her leg out
You (click to change)
oh cool
So MG already closed, how much of a discount can I get if I used "[Code removed]" in the promotional code thing
RSU Volt
5% off.
You (click to change)
Alright, I'll send it tomorrow. Just to confirm, I'll be sending $250 to bump my donor rank to 300
then buying 500M, which I get a 5% discount on, right?
RSU Volt
Yes.
You (click to change)
While Im here, could you also confirm Grave's details.
[Removed]
dced
You are currently being served by
RSU Volt
RSU Volt
Kk.
You (click to change)
[removed]
those details are correct?
RSU Volt
Yeah.
You (click to change)
could you throw in a nude picture of Sarah to sweeten the deal?
RSU Volt
Lol'd.
You (click to change)
Is that a yes?
RSU Volt
It's a maybe.
We'll have to ask Sarah.
You (click to change)
Okay, sounds good then

 

Now online: Please wait. We'll be with you in a moment!
You are currently being served by
RSU Volt
RSU Volt
shawty?
Shawty
yes?
RSU Volt
thatguy1234
Shawty
shit
who are you >_>
RSU Volt
hi im syed how can i take ur order
will u like fries with that
Shawty
Welll I found a pube in my burger
RSU Volt
o
can i taste it shawty
Shawty
1 sec bro
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SlPmEIcORws/SmRG4AIlc2I/AAAAAAAAABs/Hc1-Vy77XsY/s400/still+E+ed+pube.JPEG
bow
RSU Volt
dat shit cray
Shawty
Also I heard I can get nudes from here.
RSU Volt
nah
thats for shawties only
Shawty
Oh. Well thanks for your Halp.
RSU Volt
np

 

Now online: Please wait. We'll be with you in a moment!
You are currently being served by
RSU Sarah
RSU Sarah
Hi
Graves buddy
Wassup Sarah
Are you doin alright today?
Enough small talk. I came here to apologize on behalf of grave and the ruffians who were quite rude yesterday. Asking for tit pics is immature (especially if you don't even offer incentives right?). Please accept my apology for grave in particular. He likes to choob around. Have a much better day.
RSU Sarah
If it hapepns again
ii woudl quit ont he spot
Graves buddy
Well I hope that doesn't happen. We'd hate to lose you im sure.
Quick change of subject... I heard you like snowblowing?
RSU Sarah
For fuiture reference ok
jsut to egt this out there
so it stops or thsi shit
i am actually a lesbian so
thats wjhy i took major insult into what happend
and Syed ala rsu volt nooes this and stil chso eot change his name ot mine
and post
i sell tit pics
Graves buddy
Lesbians don't have tits?
RSU Sarah
so hes dead to me now
I am jsut reallyoffenede my men
coming in and asking for tit pics and blowjobs
Graves buddy
Hmm. Is that not the danger of being a livechat op?
I did here they are lovely though...
RSU Sarah
>....
I also havea girlfriends os i am noo gogint o cyeber with customers online
Graves buddy
So no snowblowing then eh
RSU Sarah
bo
I deliver gold and help customers
i do not talk sex wit people buying or suythe mods
or anyone
if they come in here and do that
Graves buddy
You do such a fine job as well.
RSU Sarah
i wil jsut ban them
from the caht
chat*
Graves buddy
Oh my We can't have that!
RSU Sarah
I told grave to tell them to stop
Graves buddy
I suppose I should go. I wish you best of luck with your lesbiano-adventures, and I hope to never see your tit pics (as I'm sure they would offend both parties)
RSU Sarah
lesbiano-adventures
WHy do you need to say that i mean.
Jesus hope to never see your tit pics
WHy can people jsut be normal
Graves buddy
Is that what they are not called? I have heterosexual adventures!

 

lol shawty can't type

 

one.com , ask for peter zezima

 

A+++ chatting experience, would recommend.

 

tell her to unban me from chat plox so i can formally apologize!

 

You are currently being served by
RSU Sarah
RSU Sarah
Hi
grave's bitch
Hey, mind unbanning Silent Fang so he can apologize about asking for tits?
RSU Sarah
Only grave can unban
On live chat
grave's bitch
Is mister grave here?
RSU Sarah
Try contacting him on msn.
grave's bitch
He no speaky
Anyways
RSU Sarah
Atm he is not replying to me.
grave's bitch
tits?
RSU Sarah
Excuse me?
grave's bitch
tits
tit
pic
pl0x
RSU Sarah has left the chat, but don't worry. We will still be able to retrieve any messages you leave behind.

Looks like it'll be another fun night for Sarah.

 

i think i took this too far...
since im banned on rsu i found another site...


***

Hi do you sell more then just gold here? like services to a person?

You are currently being served by
Frank

Frank

Hello

what sort of services?


***

well i am looking for some good services


Frank

Like in game items?


***

Im going to be quite FRANK with you, hehe see what i did there i made a punny! i was looking for some "services" if you know what i mean


Frank

Well if you have the money I have the time.


***

ive got more then enough money for your time if you perform my services i will surely pay higher then your rates


Frank

What exactly are your services?


***

I was wanting you to perform some "special services" just for me if ya know what i mean


Frank

Can I gift wrap that for you?


***

well id rather you just leave it all over my face. i like it better that way


Frank

Well we our the best at what we do.


***

well good, because i want all your services done to me

thank you for your time i now have to go clean up the mess i made


and thanks smper for trying haha

 

Jofel: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Jofel. How may I assist you?
you: hi I want gigabits of storafee
you: help pls
you: ?
Jofel: I am sorry but I do not seem to follow you
you: i store massve mounts of stuff
you: need storage asap
you: is life/deth
Jofel: Do you have a domain with one.com?
you: pls i need storge
you: 30 gigbites
you: help pls
you: Jofel I ned u
you: Jofel
you: Jofel pls
Jofel: Do you have an account with one.com?
you: let me js use urs pls
you: need storge now
you: i hav lots of goats fr trade
you: pls Jofel
you: pls
Jofel: If you need webspace you will have to register a domain name as well
you: can i hav one.com
you: I want tht one
you: Jofel pls
you: 10 goats fr trade
you: great milk
you: pls
you: goat chees to
Jofel: Thank you for chatting. Good bye!
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

 

I got banned from the live chat lol

 

usfine

Now you are chatting with Skip Chan
Hi: hi
Skip Chan: Good day! Welcome to ours sale department ! May i help you ?
Hi: hi skp
Hi: why dus
Hi: nvm
Hi: hey skp
Hi: wats cookn
Skip Chan: Au?
Hi: au?
Hi: skp are u chines?
Hi: idk what au is
Hi: but dud wts cookn skp
Skip Chan: whats your problem ?
Skip Chan: what do you mean
Hi: http://puu.sh/CJBN
Hi: is tht u skp
Hi: I have emtionl problms
Hi: skp wats cookn bro
Skip Chan: -.-
Hi: but seriously I wanna buy some gold
Hi: like 10b
Skip Chan: Sorry, you got a wrong livechat, here is accounts department, plz go to our customer service livechat, link is www.usfine.com, hope you understand!
Hi: skip
Hi: wait
Hi: seriously
Hi: can you help me with something
Skip Chan: i can .not
Hi: just something quick
Hi: really really easy personal question
Hi: honestly
Hi: Skippp
Skip Chan: ......
Skip Chan: but we are the accounts sale department not for gold ..
Hi: I want an account though
Hi: do you have any with scythes?
Hi: sharp ones
Hi: I wnt sharp scythes
Hi: swish swish slash slash
Hi: like that
Hi: hey skp
Hi: wats cookn
Skip Chan: ----.-
Hi: skp i need scythes
Hi: skp
Skip Chan: --
Hi: wats chan men
Hi: skp I want scythes tho
Hi: skp bro
Hi: slash slash
Skip Chan: Sorry, you got a wrong livechat, here is accounts department, plz go to our customer service livechat, link is www.usfine.com, hope you understand!
Hi: skp no
Hi: pls
Hi: skp bro

 

Man they fire the kill guns quick there:

Aubrey: Thank you for using One.com 24/7 Interactive Online Support. My name is Aubrey. How may I assist you?
you: Hi. I'
you: Woops.
you: I've been directed to speak to a "Peter Zezima"?
Aubrey: Hi there
you: Hi
Aubrey: Do you have an account with One.com?
you: Yesmam! I wonder how much web storage you have! terrabyteS?
you: Cause I love tetrabytes
you: Are you actually a girl
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

 

sythe has one

 

Oh im gunna troll those noobs so hard!!!!!! >

 

Continuation:



edit: got banned from their livechat lol

 

Lmao Jiwi. The one with skip made me lol. +1

 

Now you are chatting with meddy chu
Dick: hey my full name's actually Richard
Meddy Chu: Hey ,meddy at your service, what can i do for you^-^
Dick: hey meddy
Meddy Chu: ?
Meddy Chu: hello
Dick: wats cookn
Dick: meedy wats cookn
Dick: bro meddy sup
Meddy Chu: ??
Meddy Chu: what do you mean?
Dick: can i buy silver pls
Dick: gold mkes my skin like
Dick: go crzy
Meddy Chu: ?
Dick: i only buy slver
Meddy Chu: sorry
Dick: do u gys sell slver?
Dick: pls
Dick: meddy bro
Dick: wats cookn meddy
Dick: slver meddy
Dick: wats cookn
Dick: meddy pls
Dick: hlp me
Dick: wats cookn bro
Dick: meddy
Meddy Chu: what kind of slover?
Meddy Chu: silver*
Meddy Chu: i cant understand
Dick: the bst kind of slover yu have
Meddy Chu: do you know we are selling game product?
Dick: ys
Dick: my charctr has a gf ig
Dick: and she dsn't like slver
Dick: i ned to kep her happi
Dick: so i ned slver pls
Dick: meddy wats cookn
Dick: meddy she's getn mad
Meddy Chu: -_-
Dick: meddy bro
Meddy Chu:
Dick: pls
Dick: meddy wat's cookn
Dick: slver i need slver bro meddy
Dick: wats cookn bro
Dick: im richrd meddy
Dick: dick 4 shrt
Dick: do u lik my nicknme
Meddy Chu: -_-
Meddy Chu: i cant understand you
Dick: y not
Dick: meddy bro wats cookn
Dick: do u guys hav slver
Dick: meddy bro i rly ned slver
Dick: gf is whipin me now
Meddy Chu: ????
Dick: not wipin tats nasty bro
Dick: meddy
Dick: bro she's whipin me
Dick: ouch bro slver
Dick: meddy wats cookn
Dick: do u lik my nicknme
Dick: they cll me dick usully
Dick: but 4 rel i'm richrd
Dick: nt dick bro
Dick: meddy bro wats cookn

 

David 06-22 01:18:11
Hello, how may I help you?
You 06-22 01:18:13
hallo?
You 06-22 01:18:23
i need to buy the gold
You 06-22 01:18:33
you have gold yes?
David 06-22 01:18:55
We have enough in stock, you can buy now, delivery will be arranged real fast.
You 06-22 01:19:09
haw fast
You 06-22 01:19:14
ike hour
You 06-22 01:19:35
or day?
David 06-22 01:20:04
uaually 20-30 mins
You 06-22 01:20:36
oh yes do you have gold now? how much gold
You 06-22 01:20:42
i buy 5b?
David 06-22 01:21:28
Please don't worry, we have never met such problems during the last 5 years as we have a professional team for the gold delivery.
David 06-22 01:21:34
We have enough in stock, you can buy now, delivery will be arranged real fast.
You 06-22 01:21:54
how much for 5billion i buy need today yes?
David 06-22 01:22:38
you may look around on our site
David 06-22 01:22:46
we just follow the price on our site
You 06-22 01:23:38
i aask u u give me speshel deal?
David 06-22 01:24:26
sry if u wanna discount ,plz register vip on our site
You 06-22 01:24:41
bic boi u ryke me? i give u duh fiv hunded
You 06-22 01:24:49
how much fur vip
You 06-22 01:25:47
u deriver guld ur self bicboi?
David 06-22 01:26:03
?
You 06-22 01:26:25
u giv me duh gold bic boi?
You 06-22 01:27:00
say u ruv me bic boi
David 06-22 01:27:00
our supplier
You 06-22 01:27:08
u supplier?
David 06-22 01:29:37
what do u say
You 06-22 01:30:03
i wan to tell u i wan to be yor fhrend
You 06-22 01:30:12
wyh u so slow reply todhai?
You 06-22 01:30:30
i go to creih rhye now
You 06-22 01:31:46
yu spek a engrish?
David 06-22 01:31:49
i dont understand what are u saying
David 06-22 01:31:53
yes
You 06-22 01:32:03
i wan to be yor fhrend
David 06-22 01:32:35
np
You 06-22 01:32:37
you sell me ghold i wan to be your fhrend
You 06-22 01:33:52
youh confuse MHE
David 06-22 01:34:24
of course, you will be our friend , if u buy from us
You 06-22 01:34:41
youh buy me noodle?
David 06-22 01:35:07
?
You 06-22 01:35:24
we can du duh.. duh uh.
You 06-22 01:35:34
have a good tyme togther
You 06-22 01:35:42
rhye
David 06-22 01:36:11
have a good time
You 06-22 01:36:58
yuh sell me ghold naow rhye?
David 06-22 01:37:25
whats ghold naow rhye
You 06-22 01:38:11
i rean du alfabaret just a two week ago
You 06-22 01:38:18
my engrish good no?
You 06-22 01:39:19
kan i cal youh rhye?
You 06-22 01:39:28
on duh terrafone?
You 06-22 01:41:48
herro?
David 06-22 01:43:21
May I have your payment email address and character name please?
You 06-22 01:43:50
[email protected]
You 06-22 01:43:59
muhi runeskape lady sh0
David 06-22 01:44:08
Please hold on, I will check on it.
You 06-22 01:44:31
kai
You 06-22 01:44:47
i rean du alfabaret just a two week ago
You 06-22 01:44:54
bic boi u ruv me?
David 06-22 01:46:18
you never bought
You 06-22 01:46:35
i buhy da 5b bic boi
You 06-22 01:46:39
todai
David 06-22 01:47:51
no order under
[email protected]
You 06-22 01:48:24
i has duh emale bic boi
You 06-22 01:50:10
yhu have duh big thing bic boi?
You 06-22 01:50:15
i pay u in duh web kam
David 06-22 01:50:36
could u tell me the invoice id ?
You 06-22 01:50:44
whas dat
David 06-22 01:51:01
its order number
David 06-22 01:51:13
if u bought , you can find it in the receipt
You 06-22 01:51:24
wear is dat bic boi
You 06-22 01:51:30
i has duh emale rhye
You 06-22 01:51:49
u have duh boosack?
You 06-22 01:51:51
noodle
David 06-22 01:51:54
if u find the number , then tell me
You 06-22 01:52:10
how kan i fin duh numbr bic boi?
You 06-22 01:52:20
youh confuhse me
David 06-22 01:53:17
in the receit
David 06-22 01:53:19
recipt
You 06-22 01:54:03
i has rots of numbrs rhye? which one is it
You 06-22 01:54:23
do u has a noodle?
You 06-22 01:54:27
is it a derishious one