Don't let the chick put on lube

Sex tip #1. Chicks don't know when their snatch is dry. They also don't know how to use lubricant. First, most of them put the lube on their hands and rub it on your dick, rather than lubeing up the shaft like putting ketchup on a hotdog. If you keep the head of your dick in her while putting on the lube, you can just fuck the lube around and into her, rather than spread it with your hand and get everything all slimy. There should be a manual for girls. ALSO. They're not supposed to literally LITERALLY suck on your dick. It feels weird and no guy would ever get off to it unless he majorly helped the girl out.

And for the guys, don't let her wake up in the morning and have the first thing she see be you but ass naked at the end of the bed or on the floor doing anything.. Even if you were just plugging in your phone so you could answer all your real girlfriends texts from the night before so you can make sure she at least got home safe from the party after you left her there to go sleep with another girl.

 

haha, brilliant.

 

wait why cant i get head??

 

im confused... why cant i be cool and get head

 

yup. that definitely happened.

 

Wait.. are you sure you're not referring to your sister? She's the only one I ever really see on TC.

 

He has a girlfriend, and if its the same one as before her boobs are bigger than my head.

 

hmm. interesting....
I would like to see sed woman!

 

For The Motherland!

 

ITT: OP can't get girls wet

 

wtf is this?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

honey wheres the lub?

 

*cough*virgin*cough*

 

This.

 

........

 

ohmy...

 

Good protips here gonna try these when I'm alone tonight

Forever alone

 

dose pee works as this lubricant too

 

plz help

 

Obviously.. thought that was a no-brainer.