My beard

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My beard
  1. Unread #1 - May 11, 2012 at 10:28 PM
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    Does anyone else scratch their beard and get a *chicka chicka* sound?
    Sounds like velcro sometimes.Help please
     
  3. Unread #2 - May 11, 2012 at 10:32 PM
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    My dream is to some day grow my beard hair and pubes long enough to tie them together.
     
  5. Unread #3 - May 12, 2012 at 2:18 AM
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    I have a problem with exessively long pubes. It doesn't matter whether I shave them or not, they'll just be back 20 centimeter long in a week. It really does look gross.
     
  7. Unread #4 - May 12, 2012 at 4:20 PM
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    been there done that.

    it hurts when you lean back.
     
  9. Unread #5 - May 12, 2012 at 5:44 PM
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    EHH?? speak up, my shit-givers are hard of hearing
     
  11. Unread #6 - May 12, 2012 at 7:23 PM
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    Shave them a couple days before you have a sexual encounter, that way they'll look trimmed when a hoe gets on it
     
  13. Unread #7 - May 12, 2012 at 7:51 PM
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    You could always wax.
     
  15. Unread #8 - May 13, 2012 at 2:50 AM
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    You certainly don't understand the thickness of the pubes, waxing would literally drive me insane with pain.
     
  17. Unread #9 - May 13, 2012 at 8:59 AM
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    put a turkey sandwich on it and let a girl eat it
     
  19. Unread #10 - May 14, 2012 at 3:15 AM
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    this happens with my dick jungle
     
  21. Unread #11 - May 14, 2012 at 3:21 AM
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    Bahahaha oh man.. the issues us men have
     
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