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  1. thatguy1234

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    Does anyone else scratch their beard and get a *chicka chicka* sound?
    Sounds like velcro sometimes.Help please
     
    thatguy1234, May 11, 2012
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    My dream is to some day grow my beard hair and pubes long enough to tie them together.
     
    x339, May 11, 2012
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    I have a problem with exessively long pubes. It doesn't matter whether I shave them or not, they'll just be back 20 centimeter long in a week. It really does look gross.
     
    Smallest86, May 12, 2012
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  4. Delta Squad

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    been there done that.

    it hurts when you lean back.
     
    Delta Squad, May 12, 2012
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  5. MohtasaUnique

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    EHH?? speak up, my shit-givers are hard of hearing
     
    MohtasaUnique, May 12, 2012
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    Shave them a couple days before you have a sexual encounter, that way they'll look trimmed when a hoe gets on it
     
    kill dank, May 12, 2012
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    You could always wax.
     
    Dimethyl, May 12, 2012
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    You certainly don't understand the thickness of the pubes, waxing would literally drive me insane with pain.
     
    Smallest86, May 13, 2012
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    put a turkey sandwich on it and let a girl eat it
     
    thatguy1234, May 13, 2012
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    this happens with my dick jungle
     
    Blupig, May 14, 2012
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    Bahahaha oh man.. the issues us men have
     
    RSKingdom-2012, May 14, 2012
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