signs sent by god saying i need to lose weight

nice one

 

Look at the size of those flowers

 

you wet the bed??

 

who wears a watch? real men stare at the sun for the time.

 

dude I have that same set of bed covers and pillow in my closet

 

let's fuck each other!!!

in the anus

 

I like your floral arrangements

 

if ur to the point where ur wrists can no longer bare to support a plastic wristwatch, you may be too fargone.

 

yo get a fossile watch. i have 1 and it never brakes

 

did you really need to include the "yo" ?

it just seems so redundant.

 

are u rly that white?

 

um... are you really that racist???


also,
in the pic you gave you are whiter than a snowflake in the middle of winter.

 

no i have black friends and we all do rap battles
im respected and have street cred white isnt a color
its a way of life

 

Capitalism has its disadvantages I suppose.

 

um, then why dont you call it something else. it is kind of confusing when you call people white but arent talking about their skin color. it is counter-intuitive, you get me?



also, good luck with your street cred and rap battles.
you will probably become the next marshal mathers.

oops, too bad that niche is filled and you are too rich to be taken seriously. (you grew up with a computer, nuff said)

 

giigle.

 

i call it how i see it. if u cant understand my lingo go back to middle earth frodo.

 

^next jayz tbh

 

I now have your Facebook (=