What's your favorite quote?

I'm pretty bored so, yeah, I want to know from you guys!

 

"I've been to fucking busy, and vice versa."

 

"A man who tells a lie has not the purest heart, and can not make a very good soup"
--Ludwig van Beethoven

 

"60% of the time, it works.. everytime"

- Paul Rudd

 

one mans trash is another mans treasure but its a horrible way to tell your kid their adopted

 

"He who makes a beast out of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"

 

The one in my sig.

Edit: "In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost

 

"Only the strongest will survive."

 

"Love has no Gender"

 

Isn't that a song?

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/r/rodney_dangerfield.html

 

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

I don't have a favorite, but this one suits my current emotions.

 

That's actually amazing and I'm posting that on my twitter. Yes I have a twitter, don't judge.

 

Not a song actually.

 

"Fear is the mind-killer"

 

<3 dune, trippiest book

-shaggy

 

See, ya are what ya are in this world. That's either one of two things: Either you're somebody, or you ain't nobody. From american gangster

 

Never argue with a stupid person. First they will drag you down their level, then they will beat you with experience.

 

"hard work beats talent, when talent fails to work hard"
-Kevin Durant

 

"A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. "
Friedrich Nietzsche

"A single ray of light from a distant star falling upon the eye of a tyrant in bygone times may have altered the course of his life, may have changed the destiny of nations, may have transformed the surface of the globe, so intricate, so inconceivably complex are the processes in Nature."
Nikola Tesla

but my absolute favorite:

"Hopes rise and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain."
Hunter S. Thompson

 

I can't remember who originally said this but mine is:

"If you have a job you love, then you will never work a day in your life."