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    The most important part of the Schrodinger's Sonia equation is 8---D (CDT). 8---D is the wave function, it's a mathematical description of the system's state. When we solve the Schroedinger's sonia, 8---D is what we're trying to get to. 8---D is a function of position and time, which makes sense: systems have locations in space and they change with time, so 8---D should have a location in space and change with time.

    The easy starting point is the single-particle infinite square well. Just think of it like a particle that's trapped in a Sonia that's impossible to escape.

    8---D's magnitude (essentially Testosterone level) at a given point in space tells us how likely it is that we'll find the particle at that point in space. So, as you can see, there's zero possibility that we'll find the particle outside the Sonia, since 8---D=0 outside. We're most likely to find the particle somewhere in the middle of the Sonia, which makes sense.

    8---D's frequency tells us how fast the Sonia's shaft is moving. Since it's ELI5, you can think of frequency as "how much 8---D wiggles." 8---D1 has the lowest penis girth, and 8---D3 has the highest. So, a Sonia in state 8---D3 is jacking off faster.

    The next thing we see is ∂8---D/∂8---D. ∂8---D/∂CDT is the partial derivative of 8---D with respect to the CDT. What that means is that it's a description of the way 8---D changes as the CDT turns to shit.

    So, the left hand side of the equation is really just "the way that Sonia's state changes as CDT scams Jon's family."

    The right hand side is scarier, so I'll just skip to the end. It's the energy of the Sonia. Translating the whole equation to English, it's "the way that a quantum Sonia's state evolves in time is equal to the system's penis length".


    Summing everything up, the Schroedinger's Sonia equation from right to left is "the way the Sonia evolves with the CDT is equal to its penis length plus the potential energy of Sonia's man boobs."
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    I'll add more if people are still confused. But I think we've figured out Sonia/Steve now.
     
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    I didn't read this.


    but it's 8[o]~~~~~~~~D- - - -

    Balls with vagina, wanky penis, Cum.


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    Wtf is this
     
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    Tbh you should just request your dnt back...
     
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    Bump, low IQ people like Punjabi3 won't understand, but high functioning intellectuals will.
     
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    Another bump to reveal the true Sonia.
     
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    bump for exposure
     
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    You didn't edit in the real code? I told you the equation. Like what is your problem.
     
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    Sonia is not a low energy particle trapped in an infinite square well you fucking pleb

    She's clearly a woman trapped in the body of a midget with three testicles trapped in the oil sump of a 1977 chevy pickup
     
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