My first date

took a tinderella to dinner
it only costed $25

 

But did you smash

 

thats 20 dollars too much

 

youre almost 32 and you just now went on your first date?

 

LOL

 

she said she ain't about that

trying to get married before its too late

 

Blue balled :/

 

Woop woop

 

Well it is a start. Best and cheapest date is homemade food. You already have her in your house so that makes it one step easier for her to be like "well too late to back out now."

 

Found the rapist

 

what if your oven doesnt work and you have shit net

 

Hey, not my fault you can't cook. Fix that oven!

Fix the oven, don't fix the Internet. You can pretend like the Internet outage is a rare occurrence and once again use that to get one step closer to panky time. You can't Netflix and chill with no Internet, so skip to the chill.

 

Dinner is one of the WOAT first dates though lol

 

For real Ryan I absolutely love you, you always sound so dry (if that's english) the way you write. (no use of symbols in sentences)