What does Tiger Woods' driver and vehicle have in common? They both can't drive 300 yards Driver = golfclub What do the Florida Gators and sand castles have in common? They both get washed away when the tide comes in Alabama Crimson Tide - college football team What does Tiger Woods and Santa Clause have in common? They both have 3 hoes Tiger cheats on his wife LOLOL LOL I'm fucking hilarious.