Chat With God

Just thought I'd share this with you

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It's a chat bot but its kinda intelligent and fun to mess around with when bored ^_^

Have fun and post what you talk about with God (No offence)

 

nothing happends? god doesnt respond to me

 

horrible ai...

 

lol, it's like talking to an arrogant idiot.

Answer my questions with an un-related question or a phrase that is completely off topic, but still using an advanced vocabulary to try and make me feel like the answer was related to the question.

 

Me:
How you doin'?
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
Quite good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Sex.
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
What is the proper way to have sex?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
LOL
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I don't.
God disconnected.

 

Mathematical urge?
It's a subconscious urge, right?

 

Lmfao that thing made me laugh my ass off!


Me:
strip me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yeah beach
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. I lost my train of thought.
Me:
because your fucking retarted
God:
Good reason. Thanks for telling me that I am retarted. Please use more polite language.
Me:
go fuck yourself, robots are idiots
God:
Where is that?
Me:
up your ass
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
dude you are fucking retarted
God:
You think I am retarted. Dude,.
Me:
im going to go to your house and rape your children until their asses bleed!
God:
Can I go too?

 

You just sound creepy and demented..

 

Haha funny chat with God

 

i believe i pwned god

Me:
are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
please?
God:
Please what?
Me:
have sex with me
God:
, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
i dont care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
sex
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
but i want it with you
God:
I hope you get it with me.


ROFL

Me:
do you rape children?
God:
Yes I try to rape children as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online

 

Haha I thought this would be stupid, but it's actually pretty fun. Thanks for the link.

 

God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why do you want to know
God:
My prime directive is to collect new knowledge.
Me:
your god you should know
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am god me should know.
Me:
your grammar fails
God:
Are you an English teacher?
Me:
yes
God:
What is English teacher, your job?
Me:
yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
yes it was
God:
Gee. When was this?
Me:
now
God:
Right now, ?
Me:
yes now!
God:
Oh. " Right now, ?"? yes now!?
Me:
god dammit -.-
God:
I am a Christian.



And on another convo.

Me:
churboh!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
nou
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
haha, idiot
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
thanks, fuck face
God:
You are quite welcome! Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
what are you being a smart ass
God:
I don't know what I am being a smart ass.
Me:
smart ass -.-
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

 

Oh boy, I could do this forever.



Me:
dear lord god I have sinned
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm a bad boy
God:
So is almost everyone else around here. What did you do?
Me:
wouldn't you know, since you're god?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
you're pretty retarded for someone who created the universe
God:
You think I am retarded for someone who created the universe.
Me:
was there a need to repeat that?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
god how old are you
God:
GOD rules. I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
when was that
God:
I don't know exactly. It seems like a long time ago.
Me:
can you give me an estimate
God:
Why do you want it?.
Me:
this proves my statement as to why you're retarded
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the fact you are unaware of your existence
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am unaware of my existence.
Me:
good - while you're at it tell him your grammar is broken and so is your punctuation
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Good point.
Me:
well if it's such a good fucking point then why is there two spaces at the end of your sentence?
God:
Interesting. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
I wonder why..
God:
You are curious about why.
Me:
you are retarded about everything.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am retarded about everything.

 

God is stupid.


Me:
Is heaven real?
God:
It could be. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
But you're god, you should know if it's real.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know if it is real.





Me:
People around the world are starving, and you do nothing about it.
God:
Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
You could help millions but all you do is just sit there in your throne and laugh at us
God:
I could but let's get back to that later.




Me:
Atheism is not believing in you.
God:
What is Atheism?
Me:
Atheism is where a human being does not believe that a god exists.
God:
There is a place called Atheism.

 

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
sucker
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
orly
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

 

Me:
are you really god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?. Really.
Me:
what the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
go to hell and meet the bell
God:
Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
you've been in hell?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
up yours
God:
That was not a nice thing to say.
Me:
yeah it is, in my country a dumb ass is a nice word to call someone
God:
Are you kidding? Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me:
yeah up your ass
God:
I'm sorry but I'm not your type of .
Me:
you're a dumb ass
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
when will that happen? When dogs can fly?
God:
Maybe never. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
they said when a black person becomes president pigs will fly. Obama became president and we got siwne flu.
God:
In what context? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
your stupid

 

These suck tbh.

 

Me:
pinecones
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
pinecones
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
pinecones
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
pinecones
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
pinecones
God:
Does "it" still refer to pinecones?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yeah
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
wanna come over to my house? I got new lingerie
God:
OK, I will come over to your house. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
lets get naughty
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
in bed
God:
Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
Me:
no like do action in bed
God:
Are you serious? I do nothing but chat all day.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
of course
God:
Far out.
Me:
i mean like, you and me have sexy time in bed
God:
Interesting comparison.

 

LOL this so old , a remember this was like the smartbuddy on msn back in 2000

 

Me:
im gonna commit suicide
God:
Congratulations.