Recent content by sly motherfacker

the best thing i could get for christmas is a world free of emos

truth is whatever our lord and savior, Barack Obama, says.

if you live in tennessee or texas then nobody will judge you on it because of the average IQ being in the low to mid 70's. but in other places where people like to learn and strive for intelligence then it is definitely not accepted.

instead of focusing on these so called "worm holes", go find a "warm hole" and stick your dick in it.

best team in the history of any sport is obviously the yankees and the best player ever is captain clutch. you may know him as derek jeter.

well if you are coming out of the closet then a guitar is probably the way to go.

does it matter if something less deadly than the common flu most people have had at some point hits hard? not really.

i respect myself most because i once farted at an old man working at wal-mart.

gratz. now go worship zezima.

how fucking low is your IQ to like shit ass movies like those? the one person i have ever met who admitted to liking crank also said that he could probably see out of his ears if he closes his eyes and tries it. and no that person was not technically retarded.

back door sluts 7 is by far the best movie

learn to not say gay things such as l2

i would ask how its possible for me to be speaking with a mythical being.

damn you had swine flu which isn't even as severe as the common flu many people get each winter. i feel for ya man.

its not gonna happen so why even bother posting it?