Recent content by Blupig

@Dev Zach 's virginity

Ngl I'm ok with trigger warnings directed toward victims of sexual assault, for instance. If you get a lil bit butthurt when someone talks about the economy because you're a fragile little Marxist tho then go suck ya mama ass.

If I'm going, I'm going out with a bang. Either I slurp up a human shit live on stream then cut it at the best part, never to be seen again, or scam $3.49 to pay for my Cream Egg McFlurry. You down for either?

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not only is this a profound insult to my culture but you have appropriated it such that it cannot be funged i am livid

i heard they doin this in hollywood movie's now instead of gettin the rubber out to make skinny actors look fat

Me n the boys was chillin when Lil B was like "lemme eat ur ass bro" so obv i was cool with it but it was April's fool so when he started tonguing i farted a beany one and he got my leftover garbanzo he didn't even flinch When you far while getting your ass ate do they flinch? I thought he...

this is the most intelligible thing you have ever said

nobody brought me any spoons because of attitudes and opinions like this i had to poo, wait 6 hours for it to solidify properly, then used hardened poo to scoop my poo

is that bogdan

listen ive shit myself enough to know that I dont wa t that feeling ever again and I usually use spoons to scoop the crap out my ass but im on the toilet and im OUT of FRESH sPOONS if anyone is out and about in the Kentucky région of Alabama can you swing by and give me a scoop i am desprate

no idk who that is i am blupig not 123.456.789.0 I am out of spoons tho can u help me or

all i eat is grilled cheese so i usually get my vitatims from flinstones vitamins but im out of flinstone vitatims. someone get me them please or else, i will die becoming lactorse intolerent too so, how long can i keep this up ? signed, thanks

out of virgin olive oil . never liked the other kind makes me uncomfortable that somone fucked it already if anyone sees virgin at the store pick it up for me, im horny and only want the untouched slurping my unpeeled