fuck yall
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First reply.
First quote.
First reply to the first reply to the first quote to the first post.
first to post twice in same thread.
and get 2 mods to post.
and make a shit ton of firsts.
and get 2 mods to post.
and make a shit ton of firsts.
First to realize - If they sold hot dogs at McDonald's, they would probably call them McWeiners. Imagine trying to order a McWeiner with a straight face..
Cashier - "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
Teenaged boy - "Yeah, I want a 10 piece McNugget and a McWeiner, please."
Cashier - "You want either of those supersized?"
Teenaged boy - "Uhmmm... hold on a sec. *yells across restaraunt* Hey mom! Did you want your McWeiner supersized or not?"
Angry mother - "No, I don't want it supersized, I couldn't possibly get that huge thing into my mouth."
Teenaged boy - "She said no.."
Cashier - Well.. would you like any condoms, er, condiments on your McWeiner?
Teenaged boy - Erm.. No thanks.. Do you guys serve Big Gulps here too? Does that come in a "meal deal" with the McWeiner?
HAHAHAHA I just made that whole story up in about 5 minutes.
Cashier - "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
Teenaged boy - "Yeah, I want a 10 piece McNugget and a McWeiner, please."
Cashier - "You want either of those supersized?"
Teenaged boy - "Uhmmm... hold on a sec. *yells across restaraunt* Hey mom! Did you want your McWeiner supersized or not?"
Angry mother - "No, I don't want it supersized, I couldn't possibly get that huge thing into my mouth."
Teenaged boy - "She said no.."
Cashier - Well.. would you like any condoms, er, condiments on your McWeiner?
Teenaged boy - Erm.. No thanks.. Do you guys serve Big Gulps here too? Does that come in a "meal deal" with the McWeiner?
HAHAHAHA I just made that whole story up in about 5 minutes.
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wombakage
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TL;DR
Stopped reading there.
DOUBT IT, PLAYA!
no me bitch
