Ask a guy with a REAL girlfriend anything!

[Sanctuary]

Trolled, +1

 

[thorne_bro]

Trolled, +1

1. Troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument


I believe you came here with clear intentions of real questions faggot. So you didn't troll anyone. You basically responded to everyones insults with "NOU NOU NOU NOU NOU."

 

[Sanctuary]

Dude, I've been here with 07. If I was wanting real questions I would have posted some shit in like, the real life help shit forum.

Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.

 

[thorne_bro]

Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.

Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.
Yet you continue to waste your time on this thread, I'm honored.

 

[Sanctuary]

I like your avatar.

 

[ipkids]

I like your avatar.

At what age did you realize you were gay? Because obviously you're some type of retard to post this shit on a spam forum?

 

[T R 1 B A L]

This is absolutely hilarious. First off, don't be silly, I would never ask a girl like you out. Second, It's a joke thread, I was expecting random ass fucking questions. And no, I boast in real life about her all the time, she's awesome ;]

Your sense of humour isn't funny. If she actually is anywhere near good looking, i can bet she's cheated on you, and you have no real life, so stfu.

 

[Darkgroove]

What's a girlfriend?

 

[Sanctuary]

At what age did you realize you were gay? Because obviously you're some type of retard to post this shit on a spam forum?

Why are you relating homosexuality with someone being retarded? That makes absolutely no sense.

Your sense of humour isn't funny. If she actually is anywhere near good looking, i can bet she's cheated on you, and you have no real life, so stfu.

Right back at ya babe. Who are you to decide what type of life I have? You know absolutely nothing about me, and ya, she's very pretty. She's done some modeling. And no, she hasn't =] Feel free to add my on msn I'd love to show her off to ya.

What's a girlfriend?

Give it a few years.

 

[Darkgroove]

Give it a few years.

What's a year?

 

[Sanctuary]

What's a year?

It's a blue crayon.

 

[Darkgroove]

It's a blue crayon.

wHAT'S A CRAYON?

 

[Sanctuary]

Heffalumps.

 

[Darkgroove]

Heffalumps.

What's a lump?

 

[Sanctuary]

What's a lump?

They usually grow near your kidneys.

 

[Eman S]

She's done some modeling.

Trolled, +1

agreed

 

[Sanctuary]

she's very pretty. She's done some modeling.

agreed

Thanks man.

 

[dragonfire455]

+1 for best troll thread I've seen so far

 

[dragonfire455]

 

[Darkgroove]

They usually grow near your kidneys.

What's a kidney?