Anyone got $600 lying around?

[x⁹]

PM me

 

[FireZ]

I got $600 but I need it...

 

[jCash]

I got $600 but I need it...

inb4$700donator

 

[x⁹]

inb4$700donator

lol'd

 

[1234567ASDF]

700 donator to 100$ scammer imo

 

[FireZ]

I just spent over $1,000 since 2 days ago wtf

I have no money and am not rich but that damn CC bill keeps getting my money wtf

 

[AzzBr0]

What for and I may

 

[x⁹]

What for and I may

Mainly rent for next semester.

 

[Angelmax]

i'm only interested if this involves a dastardly scheme

 

[1234567ASDF]

I agree with angel.

OR if you pay me back in sexual favors.

 

[x⁹]

i'm only interested if this involves a dastardly scheme

Did I say rent? I meant 'It's mainly for my evil scheme to take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Common mistake though, right?

 

[FireZ]

If I could sell my 2 accts..i could gift away 600 easily lol

 

[Angelmax]

Did I say rent? I meant 'It's mainly for my evil scheme to take over the world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'

Common mistake though, right?

You clearly said rent. Sorry, I'm only interested in schemes.

 

[x⁹]

You clearly said rent. Sorry, I'm only interested in schemes.

Fine. But every criminal mastermind HAS to have a lair, right?

Lairs are expensive

 

[Angelmax]

Fine. But every criminal mastermind HAS to have a lair, right?

Lairs are expensive

You could probably sneak into one of those discarded russian nuclear subs for like $25 max.

 

[1234567ASDF]

POst some horseporn and ill do it

 

[x⁹]

You could probably sneak into one of those discarded russian nuclear subs for like $25 max.

Hmmm... I like your thinking.
With a nuclear sub I could hold an entire city to ransom! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[klava]

If you haven't spent the other 600$ that I sent you on drugs, I might have helped you out here... but you see, I really don't feel good about supporting you and you're crack addicted baby.

 

[1234567ASDF]

Speaking of russian, KLAVA

Also,

 

[x⁹]

Wait. Russian sub is out of the question. You're obviously all forgetting that in Soviet Russia, city bombs YOU!!