You'll be sitting here playing runescape and fapping while I'm on a FUCKING $100,000 BOAT WITH HALF A GALLON OF CAPTAIN, HALF AN OUNCE, AND TWO FRIENDS.
I'm back and pretty fucking baked and I have a tiny buzz..only had 4 drinks (captain n coke).
We almost got caught lol we ended up being docked right near the border patrol (I live right near canada, the lake goes right into canada) and I'm surprised they didnt smell the alcohol lolol.