What the fuck? Are you fucking joking? Now is not the time to fuck around. I want to, physically, be in your signature. Either find a way to put me in there, or give me a refund and compensation for the hard work I put into donating to you. I will require the 0.01 cents and 10$, the approximate value of me clicking and typing.
So pay me the 20 dollars so I can come visit you in Juarez. If you don't think that it was part of the deal, you can again, refund me. Along with the nominal fee that comes along with consuming the sweat and tears that is, my life.