Worst Scenario?

[bad_moose]

What is the worst/scariest/most upsetting VAGUELY POSSIBLE scenario that you could find yourself in. I don't mind how crazy it is, as long as there is some degree of reality in it. It doesn't have to be what scares you most, just the worst possible situation you could be in ever.
Post away!

Getting all fails in my report card while simultaneously getting my dick cut off.

Being bent over by some guy on sythe and taking it up my anal cavity.

Getting raped.

Booking some big bands for a gig, but not making enough cash to pay them

A saw trap.

Cheating on you're rich girlfriend with a cougar, and finding out it's her crackwhore mother

being in a room full of naked men >.<

That sounded very rude/offensive.
Being in a room full of naked men isn't very bad, unless they want to violate you up the sphincter with a cheese grater.

Watching porn, with a pedophile peeping-tom watching you, and getting into it...when suddenly, you recognize your estranged sister getting destroyed in a violently sexual way...and you remain hard.

Fact: A lot of seemingly homophobic people have homosexual fantasies.

Anyway, probably being severely burnt on my face.

Done that plenty of times, in the shower. Not so bad.

My worst case would be to be paralyzed from the neck down, blind and deaf.

cutting off your leg with a spoon to save your life

(ok, got it from happy tree friends but that shit is serious)

having some one saw your penis off with a old,dull,rust lawn mower blade while you get it up the butt. while getting alcohol poured into your eyes.


is that to mild?

 

[Guineapigcal]

Getting all fails in my report card while simultaneously getting my dick cut off.

 

[Fatih]

Being bent over by some guy on sythe and taking it up my anal cavity.

 

[unique god]

Getting raped.

 

[MegaMatt]

Booking some big bands for a gig, but not making enough cash to pay them

 

[jCash]

A saw trap.

 

[wombakage]

Cheating on you're rich girlfriend with a cougar, and finding out it's her crackwhore mother

 

[ßbôy ™]

being in a room full of naked men >.<

 

[wombakage]

being in a room full of naked men >.<

thats not that bad

 

[unique god]

thats not that bad

are you kidding me, or are you gay?

(not trying to sound rude/offensive)

 

[ilikepie1]

are you kidding me, or are you gay?

(not trying to sound rude/offensive)

That sounded very rude/offensive.
Being in a room full of naked men isn't very bad, unless they want to violate you up the sphincter with a cheese grater.

Watching porn, with a pedophile peeping-tom watching you, and getting into it...when suddenly, you recognize your estranged sister getting destroyed in a violently sexual way...and you remain hard.

 

[shakaka]

Fact: A lot of seemingly homophobic people have homosexual fantasies.

Anyway, probably being severely burnt on my face.

 

[bad_moose]

Hmmm, all valid ideas, although some of them seem a bit mild (being in a room full of naked men for instance, just have a massive rave while your there!) :L
Keep them coming though!

 

[Schnell]

being in a room full of naked men >.<

Done that plenty of times, in the shower. Not so bad.

My worst case would be to be paralyzed from the neck down, blind and deaf.

 

[bad_moose]

Done that plenty of times, in the shower. Not so bad.

My worst case would be to be paralyzed from the neck down, blind and deaf.

Very good one, glad you suggested it

 

[pie4muh]

having some one saw your penis off with a old,dull,rust lawn mower blade while you get it up the butt. while getting alcohol poured into your eyes.


is that to mild?

 

[Straggler]

cutting off your leg with a spoon to save your life

(ok, got it from happy tree friends but that shit is serious)

 

[bad_moose]

cutting off your leg with a spoon to save your life

(ok, got it from happy tree friends but that shit is serious)

Haha, I saw that one a while back. Its funny, but it is a pretty nasty scenario to be in!

 

[obey my way]

LOL WTF cutting your foot off with a spoon?

 

[Mandddaaaaa]

Having a kid, ripping my vagina, then getting like 50 stiches.

THAT SHIT IS INTENSE. D: