Eminem - Hello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-YzR6QMaJw
Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out. Any second. I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth. I lose a pill, and I'm wrecklessly reckin' the house
That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now
There's the neckless I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out. Nope, guess I'll re-route
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch. Oh jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth
Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it
I rat-tat- at on your door with the damn ratchet
Att-ack-tack- acking a whore with the damn hatchet. A napsack pack with like 40sumn Xanax's
Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances
Cause I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friends waitin' to say Hello
The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like jello
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
Yeah
My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimmie um
It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum
No reason inparticular, it was strictly fun
a 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivienne?
I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um
Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy hun?
I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run
Like Speedy Gonzales to see if i see anyone
Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiendin' for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
Oh, those were the days, they certainly were
It's hurtin' me to know I'll be closin' that curtain for good
Word, word, word, word, word, word, word
I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me Because of the drugs that he purges,
He's no longer getting the 300 bucks for these Percodans
Thus his getting to be where he lustfully serves too've been
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him
Tirelessly on the phone tryin' to russle up
Muscle relaxers for his back and a couple of Paxils
now he's doubling backwards
And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone
Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom
Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon
Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops
While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back
[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow?
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say Hello
And so I'm sayin' Hello... Allow me to introduce myself... My name is, Shady.
It's so nice to meet you...It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long...
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you.
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Too Short - Blow Job Betty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN-EeMOqQpg
Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin real funky with the motherfuckin
Dangerous crew, bitch, with that old school
Too $hort baby, Im so hard
Pimpin these hoes on the boulevard
But Im not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
Shes the kind of girl you think about in bed
Blowjob betty givin real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
Sperm on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
Blowjob betty make your dick get harder
Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin busy, bitch wouldnt stop
Shes the kind of girl thatll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know whats up
Blowjob betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
Bitch kinda loose so I knew Id get her
Walked up to her said
My name is $hort, just what youve been lookin for
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe fuck with me, she dont get no rest
Well after that, I ged the freak
I used to stop by and fuck about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my dick in her mouth
$hort dogll get bitches anytime I wanna
Got a big dick and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
Niggas always sayin how they fucked that bitch
But Im the only nigga that the bitch made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to fuck
With any motherfucker got nuts to suck
I spit game to the bitch, just like this
Why you runnin round suckin all that dick for no money?
It didnt take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
Bitch aint about money and shell never know how to get it
Blowjob betty was dumb
A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum
She made money for a minute but she loved the sex
So I cut the bitch loose like a old school vette
6 months later, Im still a pimp, Im still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me
Cause the player I am to the day Im dead
I was sittin on the sink gettin some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole damn crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that bitch on her butt
She couldnt even breathe, she was holdin her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said $hort dont worry
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And were sorry to say theres no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a bitch
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by blowjob betty!