Vertsie and myself are getting married.

[Daily]

Who is coming to our wedding?

Bride:Bottle Guy
Groom:MegaMatt
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Location:
Satanic church
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Bringer of Booze:
You Jew

Athiest Priest:
Burden

DJ:
balendor

Sacrificial Offering:
Tezlin

Live Band:
itsallaboutfriends - Flute
Jimmy5410 - Guitar

Future Children:
Cool-Dog
mike_w_99

Maid of Honor:
Jesse

Best Man:
Billyy

 

[NickV]

i'll bring the booze ;D lmao.

 

[Infernal Dave]

1. verts gets drunk last night
2. you make a thread stating you're getting married
3. ??? it makes sense now!

 

[Burden]

I shall be the atheist wedding "priest", adding more hilarity.

 

[Damien0124]

I shall be the atheist wedding "priest", adding more hilarity.

Yeah, and let's celebrate it in a Satanic church!

 

[Cool Dog]

I am the child.

 

[balendor]

Yeah, and let's celebrate it in a Satanic church!

Hell yah! haha and i will bring..um...ummm the music??

 

[Tezlin]

I have the virginity.

 

[Damien0124]

I have the virginity.

Great, that means we already know who to sacrifice >

 

future mrs daily here

 

[Cool Dog]

Hi mom and dad.

???

 

[Daily]

Hi mom and dad.

???

Hello children.

 

[itsallaboutfriends]

I will be the floutist, or flutist. Whoever fucking plays the flute, that just seems awesome.

 

I will be the floutist, or flutist. Whoever fucking plays the flute, that just seems awesome.

No >:I

 

[MegaMatt]

future mrs daily here

u wish

 

[Cool Dog]

Who is the mother now hmm?

 

MegaMatt is the bitch, of course.

 

[Daily]

u wish

Oh no you di-int..

 

[Cool Dog]

God damnit dad. Stop doing shit to the topic title

 

[MegaMatt]

Yeah, wifey