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The absolute shock that shitcoins couldn't maintain an $800B+ market cap during an equities downturn. Here I was thinking we were gonna take over the world.

 

[www]

No balls






Jk dont do it

 

[Flipz]

NUMBER 1 SHIT COIN

CHANGE MY MIND

 

I thought about killing myself plenty of times

You should kill yourself, why are u hesitating?

 

Ok, I'm necking with you at this point.

wtf is going on???

 

ETA?

 

[cowep]

RIP. Do you have good loot?

 

[Dildos]

Do a flip faggot

 

[Jenobean]

You oversensitive people. How I utterly despise your presence.

BlackBlasses said with a dramatic voice.

lol!

 

[Sillymonkey]

I’m on the chair trying to work out how to kick it from underneath me.

I assume you mean trying to hang yourself. Let yourself wobble, then use the momentum to swing a bit and kick your leg across the side of the chair.

 

I assume you mean trying to hang yourself. Let yourself wobble, then use the momentum to swing a bit and kick your leg across the side of the chair.

This doesn't work, you won't get enough g-force to break the neck. You need a taller chair and jump down from it

 

[Sillymonkey]

This doesn't work, you won't get enough g-force to break the neck. You need a taller chair and jump down from it

You'll still suffocate and die, which is likely to happen even if you do break your neck first.

 

You'll still suffocate and die, which is likely to happen even if you do break your neck first.

suffocating has a huge fail rate, if you break the neck on the impact everything is faster

 

[Mootrucks]

suffocating has a huge fail rate, if you break the neck on the impact everything is faster

How does suffocating have a fail rate

 

How does suffocating have a fail rate

It doesn't work like in the movies, you will just hang there like an idiot until your neck gets tired. Gives too much time to rethink your decision

 

[Sillymonkey]

suffocating has a huge fail rate, if you break the neck on the impact everything is faster

Would you prefer to go into the woods with some cheap hookers and a ladder?

Pay the hookers to yell horrible things at you while you're up on the ladder with your head in the noose. Repeat this enough times as frequently as you'd like until you get the balls to finally do it.

 

[Sillymonkey]

It doesn't work like in the movies, you will just hang there like an idiot until your neck gets tired. Gives too much time to rethink your decision

IMO, rethinking your decision only helps if you have a way to get out of the situation. Having some big chair or something you can grab onto right next to you helps that. Having an inaccessible knocked over chair next to you doesn't.