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Ok well alot of the time people are saying stuff like "Blow me." because they are little loser with a low self esteem. But what is the perfect comeback to a dumb comment like this? Tell us yours :P

Mine: Sorry I can't, I choke on small objects.

Tell us yours
 
well the best comback I ever said and made up on the spot...

back when I had braces, me and a kid got into a "heated discussion". He goes, "at least I dont have train tracks on my teeth" (very clever). I then respond, "Well at least I can afford to fix my teeth".

I just insulted his teeth and his income. 2 in 1.

/win

also, if kids tell me to blow the, i normally respond "You would like that wouldnt you? you flaming faggot"
 
"I don't do favors"
 
zunemaster said:
Ok well alot of the time people are saying stuff like "Blow me." because they are little loser with a low self esteem. But what is the perfect comeback to a dumb comment like this? Tell us yours :P

Mine: Sorry I can't, I choke on small objects.

Tell us yours
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I completely agree with the first chunk of writing, although your comeback was rather frail, and used too frequently to be unique.

I like to refer to peoples weight/facial 'blemishes,' etc, particularly if you know they will take extreme offense. However, correcting peoples grammar mistakes also seems to be very infuriating for them.
 
where i live no1 says dat shit "blow me"

sounds like a gay diss

its usually "go suck a dick nigguh" instead of "blow me"
 
"Thats what she says" I should trade mark that even thought to many people use it.
 
"Present it (them)"

Anyone who watches southpark and isn't a total fuck-shit would know what im talking about.
 
When someone says suck it, i say present it
 
I know you are, but what am I. I always say that it just generally pisses people off in the middle of an argument. Everyone ends up laughing at them cause they lose it.
 
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I know you are, but what am I. I always say that it just generally pisses people off in the middle of an argument. Everyone ends up laughing at them cause they lose it.
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i bet they where laughing at you for using an old primary school comeback.
I dont hear that one in real life since i dont hang around 6 year olds.
Its the dumbest comeback, all your doing is telling them to insult you, if you keep saying personal stuff back to them like "your a fat fuck" given that they are fat, they will stop saying it.

If someone says that comeback on the internet i just laugh at them, all it tells me is that your under 12 years old
 
5w33t p00p3r said:
"Present it (them)"

Anyone who watches southpark and isn't a total fuck-shit would know what im talking about.
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ms.chokesondick!

"Blow me"? just by saying that they would embarass themselves. no need for a comeback.
 
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