I havent shit in almost 6 days

[already over]

Has this happened to any of you? Eggs wont help wtf. I've listened to advices from old
people like eat eggs drink milk and stuff but I still don't shit. This has been bothering me for the past 24 hours. I also wake up pretty late now that there Are holidays where I live. Does it have anything to do about staying up late?

 

[I_DONT_BOT]

Just drink a lot of milk. Or have a REALLY hot curry, that'll flush you out, but you'll probably get ringsting also.

 

[kill dank]

Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.

Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

 

[already over]

Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.
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Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

Whaaat the fuuuck! @-@ Mirin anal capabilities bro marked 4 life you should go to jersey shore. It will hurt if I stick my fingers up my butt I can't even get it in. Its too tight man I do squats. I dont want to lubricate them either. I'll just drink milk thanks

 

[runescapwns]

Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.

Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

LMfao. A dildo? Either trolling or obviously insanely experienced in this department.

 

[Zerkerfist]

Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.

Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

LMFAO! This is why I love you man, and voted you funniest guy on Sythe for the 2011 awards. :laugh:

To OP: If you really need to go to such drastic measures to take a shit, then the above suggestion may be worth a try.. but if I were you I would just try and eat alot of fiber and drink alot of fluids first, and if you have to, try getting some stool softeners and laxatives from the drug store or supermarket to help you move your bowels.

 

[blazee]

This happens to me on the rare occasion when I don't drink enough water and don't eat enough fruit. Then you just have to push really hard >.>

 

[Simple]

6 days is far too long to go without a poop. You should contact your doctor immediately because there may be something seriously wrong with you. I'm not trying to alarm you, but this is actually a serious matter.

After contacting him, buy some prune juice or laxatives and try your best to poop.

 

[runescapeobject]

Eat plently of fruits and Vegetables should help.

 

[holy cherrys]

FML i was eating fried chicken reading this.

 

[kill dank]

Celery works too. That junk makes me shit like a horse.

 

[slysteeler]

Take some laxatives and eat a lot of fibre. The laxatives alone should do the trick, but fibre will keep your gut flowing smoothly.

 

[Kiln Cape]

Drink lots of water.

 

[CorpOrDie]

FML i was eating fried chicken reading this.

why would you open a thread titled "i haven't shit in 6 days" while eating =|

Just eat fibre and have some laxatives and you should be able to take a shit easily

 

[lunchboxx321]

if u havent already been taking laxatives u need to be...other than that id definately go to a doctor. r u stressed? that can play a huge part on how ur system acts...minimize stress if at all possible

 

[Zerkerfist]

Celery works too. That junk makes me shit like a horse.

Seriously, celery?!

I always find that if you eat a few bran muffins, or like 6 mandarin oranges in a row, you will be more than regular lol. Another option is to make a delicious chille and have a few helpings.

 

[holy cherrys]

why would you open a thread titled "i haven't shit in 6 days" while eating =|

Just eat fibre and have some laxatives and you should be able to take a shit easily

Uhh... I opened it to read and "bam headshot" my fried chicken came.

 

[HEHEGGG]

hi man it happens to some people. I once didn't poop for a whole week

 

[Realsies]

go to the pharmacy and buy some lactulose. It might be behind the counter or on the shelves...just ask..

Although, I would suggest going to the doctors...They will most likely give you lactulose, but it's better safe then sorry.

 

[kmjt]

Nothing to do with staying up late.

Listen, I'll tell you what to do, but someone will delete my post and infract me because they'll think I'm bullshitting you.. But I'm not.

Next time you're in the shower, stick your fingers up your butt and massage your prostate. The muscles in your rectum will sort-of tighten up after a bit and it will feel good. keep going and you're body will naturally push, like you're taking a big shit. I don't really know how to describe what to do, but honestly it works. I have a dildo that I use in the shower and it tends to dislodge anything that should have come out already... I would suggest this, but most people don't have a dildo.. You'll know when it's coming because you'll feel it in your stomach.

You'll have to work at it and find your own method because it's different for everybody. This is not specifically for helping you defecate (more for anal pleasure), but it will work, guarantee.

Also, try an enema. If you don't have an enema bottle and don't want to buy one, just use an empty water bottle. Fill it up with water in the shower, put the top in your anus, and squeeze the bottle. Pull the bottle out and push out all the water. It may take a couple tries, but eventually you'll see the terdlets come out with the enema water.

Both methods work, from experience.

LOL

OP make sure you are getting fiber.