To al you lurking non membs...

register an account or GTFO. me an harped know where you live.

 

Oh em ge the jib is up!

 

Oh em ge the jib is up!

 

wait I'm in OP and sig

 

I tttooolllddd yooou

 

did you?

 

tell me how you doush

 

Ok, first, go to www.trueswords.com and buy a life size kuna and a fantasy sword(all metal) and then message me for your next step.

 

"Nate;

Thank you for your order of the Bushido Musashi - Battle Ready 3pc Sword Set Full Tang Sharp! Your order has been processed and you should recive shipment within 5-7 business days.

Your order number is 34e8b23, please save that in the event of emergency.

We appreciate you business, and hope to see you again!"


http://www.trueswords.com/bushido-musashi-battle-ready-sword-full-tang-sharp-p-4313.html

Done. next step?

 

You'll need one of these



some clothes like these



and the last part of this step, one of these



When you have all 3, you'll get your next step.

 

Does the B have to red? if not, then done.

 

You'll now need one of these



and a ticket for one of these



Let me know when that's complete.

 

got the net. should the ticket be first class or coach?

 

buncha weirdos.

 

First class.

Once that's retrieved, you must track down and kidnap this girl



and bring her to the secret lair which is beneath Volcano Fogged.

 

gtfo hater.



unless you wanna come, i gotsz a xtra ticket from my frequent flyer miles.

have strange girl in my possesion. shall i turn on the webcam again to verify?

 

Yes. Again, grab a ticket to the flying machine known as an 'airplane' and fly to Jamaica. Here you can find me and claim your reward.

 

jamaican?

gimme a few hours, gonna go for a quick "role in the hay" with strange girl if ya get my drift.

 

Hey, buddy, that's the final step; except I carry it out myself. You're fired.

 

aaaammmgggg

amazing strange girl is amazing